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  1. mztweety585 mztweety585
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    SEEING IS DECEIVING
    dreaming is believing
    it's okay
    not to be not okay
    ♦♥♦

  2. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmf, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmf, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.

  3. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  4. PrisccillaG PrisccillaG
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:31am UTC
    L E T T H E G O O D T I M E S R O L L , BABY !
    I T ' S
    S
    U
    M
    M
    E
    R 2 0 12

  5. Banana_apple Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:18am UTC
    #9
    Life’s too short to remove the USB device safely.

  6. taymurgan21911 taymurgan21911
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:19am UTC
    A girls favorite song will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

  7. LizzieGirl123 LizzieGirl123
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:19am UTC
    ♥ Since the Start ♥Chapter 3 Arie's P.O.V."Arie! Your friend Danny is on the phone!", mom called out. The first week of school is done. I became better friends with Danny. We would hang out together after school along with Lily and his friend, Paul Cron. Danny and Paul were both really funny and nice. We got to know each other more. "Hey. What's up?", I asked. "Nothing. Wanna come over to do the homework together?", Danny asked on phone. "Well, actually, I usually do it with Lily." "Oh, okay...", he seemed to have a sad tone. "How about you come to Lily's house?", I suggested. "Is she okay with that?", he asked. "Um... hold on a sec.", I said, grabbing my cellphone. I texted Lily. "Hey, can Danny join for homework later?". [MESSAGE SENT]. I got back on the phone. "I just asked. So, lets wait.", we talked and talked then she replied. "Sure." "Okay, Danny! We can. Bring Paul over too if you like. Later at two o' clock.", I said. "Thanks. Bye!", he said, hanging up.Around 1:35 in the afternoon, I got a shoulder bag. I put my homework, pencil case, notes and some snacks inside then ran off on my bike to Lily's house. I rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Rense opened the door. "Hello, Mrs. Rense. My other two friends will come later.", I greeted. "Yes, I know.", she said. I went into Lily's room which was full of celeb posters and dirty clothes. "Do you clean your room?", I asked, looking around. "Hm... last month, I did...", Lily laughed. I helped her pile out the dirty clothes and around 1:55, Danny came with Paul. "Hey ho!", they said. We laughed and did our homework together. Around 3:30PM, all of us were done. "Head home?", Danny asked. "Why not hang out a while?", Lily said, getting her laptop. We sat on her bed and watched her type on her laptop. "Check this out.", Lily said, going to her saved videos. She clicked one of them. It was a video of Vallery in the cheer leader squad doing a routine. Lily was once in the cheer squad but left because of Vallery. In one part, Valler fell of the pyramid and cried becuase her "hair was ruined". We kept laughing then eventually went home.I went home and we ate dinner. I took a shower, stayed up late talking to Lily and Danny then went to bed.For feedbacks and reminder of next chapter, please comment.

  8. ComeAtmeBro11 ComeAtmeBro11
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:19am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. SafeAsTheNight SafeAsTheNight
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:20am UTC
    Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? Black
    2. Your first initial? B
    3. Your month of birth? November
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
    5. Your favorite number? 69 (heehee)
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more? Driving
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? Lake
    8. Write down a wish. I wish that I would get super powers
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers: 1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime
    6. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!

  10. Banana_apple Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:20am UTC
    #10
    There’s a line between being tan and looking like you just rolled over a stack of Doritos.

  11. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:21am UTC
    you're so annoying..
    i'm so annoyed by you that i didn't even bother with the format of this quote.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. Banana_apple Banana_apple
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:22am UTC
    #11
    In every PE class, there is always that one person that thinks they’re in the stupid Olympics.

  14. 13andFearless 13andFearless
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:22am UTC
    My math book
    commited suicide
    beccause it had
    to many problems

  15. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:13am UTC
    Violently slapping your friend
    >> When an attractive guy walks in the room <<

  16. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:23am UTC
    nmf
    . true story, this really happened:
    Teacher:
    Where are you going this summer!?
    most people:
    EGYPT, IRELAND, PARIS!!!
    me:
    McDonalds....

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    I want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
    I want someone to cuddle with , on cold rainy days.
    I want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
    I want someone to play pretend with.
    I want someone to tell me I am cute.
    I want someone to hold my hand.
    I want someone to tease me.
    I want someone to hug.
    I want someone.

  18. Crying_With_The_Rain Crying_With_The_Rain
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:07am UTC

    That scary moment when.. #2
    your crush asks you who you like.

  19. mztweety585 mztweety585
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    Live Everyday As If It Was
    Your Last...Tomarrow
    Is Not Promised

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    If someone truly loves you
    they won't make you feel like you have to constantly
    fight for their attention

:)

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