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1. gimmesun123
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   May 15, 2012 2:11pm UTC
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   Quote # 5366561 was added by gimmesun123 to vent on 14 May 2012 at 7:11pm
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2. ThatsSoMeee
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   Imagine being kidnapped
   when you have a cold
   Your mouth would be duct taped
   And your nose would be stuffed
   
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3. smashie39
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   May 15, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   I think all radio stations get together and say,
   "Okay, we will play an amazing song at the same time,
   awful song at the same time and then
   we will all have commercials at the same time.
   Everyone got it ?"
   
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4. OneDirectionQuotes
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   May 15, 2012 2:25pm UTC
   "I went to the Virgin Islands,
   Now it's just called 'The Islands'".
   -Harry Styles
   -OneDirectionQuotes
   
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5. 伤*
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 12:47pm UTC
   I lit candles
   on a bridge for my girlfriend,
   but since she didn't show up
   i spent the rest of the night kicking those candles into the water as i was very upset
   - Harry Styles
   Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection
   
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6. storiesaremoviesinyourhead
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   May 15, 2012 1:11pm UTC
   Big Time...
   Chapter #2
   My mum died when I was little.
   It’s just me and paps now. We’re doing fine, but I feel I can achieve so much more.
   I do miss mum though.
   All I have is a crumpled photo of mum when she was 17.
   She looked just like me.
   Long, Black hair, bright blue eyes.
   She’s got that sparkle in her eyes, the one that I want to have one day.
   I talk to her, everyday.
   Alone and in private.
   I love my dad very much, but it’s been hard growing up. Having no one to talk to about girly problems and relationships.
   When my mum died I realised I could do so much more that work in McDonalds. Since then the dream has been eating away at me inside.
   Just waiting,
   praying
   to be fulfilled.
   I hope you liked it..
   Comment for a reminder for the next chapter...
   Please give feedback as it helps me alot!
   Thankss...
   ♥
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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