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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Me: You're insecure, dunno what for, you're turning heads when you through tha dorr orr orrrrr
Me: Don't need makeup, to cover up, given tha way that you are is enoughhh
Cat: I already know i'm perfection b/tch stfu and gtfo

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Police: I'm happy to say that you're off the hook! You don't need the house arrest anymore, you are FREE TO SOCIALIZE OUTSIDE!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Earth: I'm so hardcore

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Veruca Salt in 2013: Daddy i want another iphone 5 with ios7

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Justin Bieber: Swag swag swag on you
Me: Ew help get it off get it off!!

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kristabff
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June 22, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Me at age 11: I'm sometimes get crushes on boys at my school. They're better than celebrities at least, there aren't ANY cute celebrities. Ew. I don't even like boys really.
Me at age 14: HOT DAYUM LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE COFFEE SHOP OMFG HE'S CUTE. MOM LOOK AT THE TELEVISION HURRY LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL. OMG MOM THE COMMERCIAL CHANGED LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE LAST GUY. BRB I'M GOING TO ADD HIM TO MY LIST OF 782 CELEBRITY CRUSHES

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kristabff
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June 25, 2013 4:20pm UTC

What's it called when you hover
your cursor over a quote and a swear word is there? A curse word.

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kristabff
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June 26, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

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kristabff
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June 27, 2013 3:11pm UTC

"Do you ever sleep over at someone
else's house, and then you wake up the next morning and for a couple seconds you're like 'Where the heck am I??' and then you realize where you are and you're like, 'Oh sh/t I'm at that ra.p.ists house again ughh f/ck.'"
- Sam Pepper

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