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Biancaaa_xx
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 7:28am UTC

3 reasons to stand up.
1) you need to pee.
2) you need to stretch.
3) you are the real
slim shady.
kaylahbabyy's quote <33

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 5:03pm UTC

Where are all my 90's kids who drank from the hose
and are still
Alive?

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sucker_for_love
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:17am UTC

Last night,
Was Homecoming.
HE grabbed me by the hips and pulled me in. He put his body up against mine. He told me "i've been waiting for this for a long time" and he kissed me.
♥
J K .
I JUST BROKE A HEEL.
thth

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fartingturtle
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 10:43pm UTC

Is it just me
Or does anyone else
Hate
the new chat on facebook.
nmf

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UniquEEMissyx
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 9:23pm UTC

Admit it.
The year you were born on
your Facebook page is a complete lie.
Sincerely, I'm pretty sure you're not
born in 1937 & in the same
middle school as me .

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halz456
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 10:30pm UTC

I don't want to impress you but..
my bed time is 7:00,
And i go to bed at 7:02.

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mattieismegacool
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 8:24pm UTC

I'm that girl who always has
her headphones in her ears
her phone in her hand \\\\\\\\\\\
//////// her friends by her side
a smile on her face :)
& that boy on her mind ♥

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babieegurl720
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 9:24pm UTC

i hate go ing on witty and
going to the next page and it being
exactly the same
o n l y m e ?

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irishkell96
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 9:45pm UTC

when elmo isn't ticklish,
and Pooh Bear h.a.t.e.s. honey, when Tigger stops bouncing,
and Goofy isn't funny. When Peter Pan can't fly and Simba doesn't roar,
when Alice in Wonderland can't fit through a tiny door.
When Dumbo's ears are small, and Happily Ever After isn't true...
/////that's when I'll stop loving you\\\\\

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shaunna*
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 8:11pm UTC

I'M CURIOUS WITTY GIRLS :)
Favorite if you are single.
<3
Comment his name if you are taken.

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mshaw334
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 9:23pm UTC

Favorite if, when you were little...
You would close the refridgerator door really slow to see if the light really does goes off when you close it.
nmq

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.
♥
N NMF.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

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yo*
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 9:39pm UTC

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely,
More temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summers lease hath all to short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines.
And often is his gold complexion dimmed.
And every fair from fair sometime declines.
By chance of natures changing course untrimm'd
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou growest.
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see.
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
-Shakespeare
Love sonnet 18♥

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yo*
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 8:00pm UTC

Im not a princess</3
This aint a fairytale
Im not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This isnt Hollywood.
[ x ]
This is a small town.
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now its too late for you & your white horse
[x]
*T o c o m e a r o u n d*
[ x ]
-notMy Format.
ove

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Depression
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 11:40pm UTC

They say that you are who you
surround yourself with.
Well, I spend quite a bit of time on my own. I don't like people - and I don't think they like me too much either. So where does that leave me?

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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

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posted a quote
July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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xBeautifulDngerx

posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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becool889
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:28pm UTC

My ex girlfriend decided to send me a picture of her and her new boyfriend in bed, naked. I sent them to her father (:

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