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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC

So I was trying on my prom dress,
& my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
"I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
you look way prettier then all of them right now"
[♥]

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angelieslee
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
^this made me laugh so much

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happyfry66
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:34pm UTC

If you wanna see who
your true friends are, mess up and see who is still there.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC

That fearless kid who starts the coughing or sniffling game during a test.

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TayaElizabeth12
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:08pm UTC

I f c i n d e r e l l a
Would have went back for her shoe
She would have never met her
Prince Charming.. ♥

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Real girls aren't perfect,
perfect girls aren't real.

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singer43
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Summer.
No school. Sleepovers everyday. Sleeping in and going to bed whenever. Shorts. Lemonade. Rain. Tanning. Concerts. Fireworks. Vacations. Tank tops. Trampolines. Not wearing makeup or straightening hair. Bonfires. Going to the mall everyday. Fairs. No drama. Eating whenever. Sandals. Sunglasses. Going to the movies. Boat rides. Going to the beach. Swimming suits. Warm weather. Taking pictures. No homework. Summer love. Music. Walking around town. Water fights. Lip gloss. Dance parties. Longer hair. Wearing neon colors. Happiness and no depression. Summer 2012.
Miss it yet?

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head.
Girl 2: Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head
Girl 3: Me like potato.
Mom: Shut the heck up Brick!
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Many people are afraid to die.
I know that one day,
I won't be here.
I'm okay with that.

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:09pm UTC

a good morning text, means more than "good morning"
it means "i thoguht of you when i woke up"
<3

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jenjen1615
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
wait, who?
My buttcheecks ;)
AHAHA that just made my day
my friend is so stupid but so funny

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I wish my eyes could
take photos.

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samanthaluvsya
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Wanna see how many guys are on witty so comment if ur a guy and fav if ur a girl :)

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC

i dare you to fav this..
and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.
♥

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Tempest*
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Science Class
1% learning
99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff

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RockyTheRaccoon
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Every day they say,
"She messed up, let's laugh at her!"
"She's embarrassed, let's whisper about her!"
"She's insecure, let's point out her flaws!"
"She's suffering, let's make her feel worse!"
"She's crying, what an attention wh**e!"
Then they wonder why she's gone.

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kaywee27
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 3:04pm UTC

*Talking to my "smart" phone*
Me; Call Dad at work.
Smart phone; Did you say "Call Rachel at home?"
Me; Call Dad at work...
Smart phone; Did you say, "Text Aunt Jennifer mobile?"
Me; I don't have an Aunt Jennifer!
Smart phone; Calling Logan mobile.
*bangs head off wall.*
format credit; ThatsSoMeee/ My quote though(:

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SalisburySteak30
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 5:49pm UTC

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I once told my mom I was jealous of her because I would never have a kid as amazing as she does.
Her reply: I know, you're brother is pretty awesome.
Thanks mom.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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kaila*
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC

If you have ever :
- taken a razor blade to that beautiful body of yours.
- skipped one or more meals
- cried yourself to sleep because you never thought you were good enough
- attempted any sort of self harm
- had thoughts of taking your own life or actually tried
- felt like you were worthless
Favorite this .
You're not alone , and you never will be.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:58pm UTC

I. LOVE. HOW. WHEN. YOU. READ. THIS. THE. LITTLE. VOICE. IN. YOUR. HEAD. PAUSEES. AFTER. EACH. PERIOD.

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