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littlenattycastronovo
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:56pm UTC

"I wish people looked like their personalities."
... but then everyone on witty would look awkward.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC

When someone is wearing the same thing as you but looks 9435824365927x better.
*Bittch mode activate*

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Me: wow that guy over there is really hot
Hot guy: Is that a potato staring at me

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ambeshxo
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:05pm UTC

see how her makeup is perfect?
by the end of the night it will be [smeared by tears]
see how adorable she looks in that outfit?
she was saving it for when she needed to feel beautiful
see how she's smiling?
it's fake, and every time she does it, she gets choked up
see how her eyeliner has a little smudge?
that's from that one tear she couldn't hold back
see how cute her bag is?
it's full of tissues, in case she hears from [you]
see how her friends are surrounding her?
they're there for support, which she needs most right now
see how her arms are folded across her chest?
boy, she's literally holding herself together because of you.
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capsized*
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name
your drinks in another language,
don't roll your eyes when I order a
gitchy gitchy yaya yaya mocha
choca latte ya ya

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Lol So True: #143
If stupidity was a super power, there would be a lot of people running around wearing tights.
lolsotrue.com

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carlie321
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you have a Text Relationship?
When you're texting:
You: Heyyyyy cutie ;)
Him: Ello there gorgeous ;)
You: Ahahaha aww :D so what's happenin'?
Him: Nothing interesting until I started texting you :)
Real life:
You: Maybe if I avert eyes he won't talk to me...
Him: *Bumps into me* oh sorry.
You: That's okay.
Him: Bye.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Oh snap!
Heyy sweet thang
Tartar sauce!
Where's Perry?
Hug me brotha!
Sweet niblets!

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SayingWhatMeFeel
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Things I Hear During School
"Do you have any tampons?"
"No."
"That sucks because my vag*na is leaking. When I stand up there is gonna be a rush."
*Stands up*
"OH SNAP THERE GOES THE RUSH."
My classmates are.. interesting.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:45pm UTC

If I haven't said anything sexual to you,
then we probably aren't friends.
FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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Nirenberge213
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:39pm UTC

What they think...
Mom: OMG. My daughter actually went outside today! Just to get the mail of course...
Dad: *makes stupid Dad joke*
Girls at school: OMG I have sooooo many friends! And my parents are rich and my boyfriend buys me flowers everyday and I'm so freakin' perfect!
Cats: why are there so many quotes about us
And then there's us.
Us: *sees someone* peasant.
Us: *sees sunlight* *hisses*
Us: wittywittywittywittywittywittywittywitty

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forrgotten
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:40pm UTC

That random chill you get
that makes you do that weird wiggle.

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waitfornothing
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 8:25pm UTC

AND IN THAT MOMENT
I swear,
we were infinite.

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC

I tried to kill a spider with hairspray...
The spider is still alive but its hair looks fabulous.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:53pm UTC

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS
AND THEY'RE ALL DUE TOMORROW.

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC

What if Oprah was my mom...
Me: Hi mom
Oprah: Good morning! I made you breakfast!
Me: Oh cool where is---
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!
said by a friend of mine xD

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_ItsMeShelbyPeople
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:15pm UTC

*Alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *Wakes up at 5:59*
Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Gale: Hey girl. I can take a whipping.
Katniss:
Gale: Are you looking for a boyrfriend? Cause I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss: Gale.
Gale: Are you from the victor's village? Cause dayum that body is winning.
Katniss: Gale. What are you doing?
Gale: Are you in the arena? Cause I'm about to enter you.
Katniss: GALE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Gale: You must be the girl on fire. Cause you melted my heart.
Katniss: Gale. Stop.
Gale: Do you make snares? Cause I'm tangled up in you.
Katniss: Gaaaale. Stooooop.
Gale: Is your name Katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
Peeta: Dude.

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imasquirrel01292011
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I'm a boy who
points you out while i'm with my friends and says "that's her"

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caitlinsmurphy
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Tomorrow is
10-11-12
My friend screamed that during english..♥
mq

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