Honest question: Do your parents know about your Witty? Please fave if they don't and comment if they do. My parents don't know that's why I am asking....
shawn_the_man posted a quote
December 27, 2011 4:33pm UTC
Trust me, when you're wearing a new shirt, or did something special with your hair, or just overall look especially good one day, we notice we're just to shy or scared to say anything♥
WhyAmISoShy posted a quote
December 26, 2011 6:08pm UTC
You're coming to my wedding. Do you already know who you're marrying? Yeah, she's gorgeous. Oh, I bet! She's perfect. She just makes my life. Well...cool. So I have a question... ? Will you marry me? <3 Fave, if you wanna get a message like that!♥ facebook.
hayleyleexoxo posted a quote
December 27, 2011 1:53pm UTC
my bestfriend in the entire world wants to kill herself. she has bilemia. everytime she looks into the mirror she see's someone that's overweight. the problem is she's skinny. she's been cutting her wrists. she feels unloved and unwanted by guys. my bestfriend is such an amazing person in my life and i don't want to lose her. i told her that if i get a top quote on witty that she would have to stop cutting her wrists and purging. would you want to lose your bestfriend? please fave this quote. it could save her life.
SmileyFaceXoxo posted a quote
December 26, 2011 10:41pm UTC
Teacher: Were learning the ABC's today. Student: Miss, can I go to the toilet please? Teacher: No. Student: Okay. * Five minutes later * Student: Can I go now? Teacher: Say your ABC's first. Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher: Where's the "P" ? Student: Running down my leg ~Fave if you get it (;
jimmy365 posted a quote
December 27, 2011 9:55am UTC
MOM: Were you studying last night? SON: Yeah MOM: Don't lie to me. SON: fine, i was at a strippers club MOM: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE!??!! SON: yeah, i saw dad nmq