I love how we could be sisters I love how we think the same things at the exact the same time i love how we live at each others houses i love how we like the same things and that we act like idiots and don't care what everyone else thinks i love that i love us <3
yesterday in spanish class, this guy took off his sweats because he had shorts underneath. and my spanish teacher goes "ALEJANDRO! I know spanish is exciting but KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!" haha i love my spanish class
Dear Monkey Butt, LEAVE ME ALONE! P.S. Last night I had enough of you I put down the bricks And I could tell you took it hard it was over your face Since you’re slippin and flippin But here is the sitch I signed up for a membership You are just a b●tch You should know That I loved you a lot But I just can’t date a dude with a vag When we fell in love You made my heart drop And you had me thinking ‘bout you nonstop That you cried ‘bout this and whine about that When you grow a pear You can call me back Yeah I think you’re hot I think you’re alright But you’re acting like the chick all the time You are cool and now you’re not just like that When you grow a pear You can call me back You should know That I loved you a lot But I just can’t date a dude with a vag When we fell in love You made my heart drop And you had me thinking ‘bout you nonstop That you cried ‘bout this and whine about that When you grow a pear You can call me back and no, i dont wanna see your mangina GET OUTTA MY LIFE!!
If you were a wink, I'd be a nod If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod. If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug <3
Maybe the truth is there's a little bit of loser in all of us, ya know? Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things like wearing these pants Or getting to a new level of Dragon's Lair Making those count for more than the bad stuff. Maybe we just get through it ... And that's all we can ask for. ~ Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants