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   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 1:02pm UTC
   Hello, my name is
   Inigo Montoya.
   You kill my father.
   Prepare to die.
   
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   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 8:36am UTC
   That Awkward moment in Blue's Clues
   when you find out that Blue is a girl, and Magenta is a boy.
   
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   posted a quote
   November 18, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   Our Team
   won overall in the cheerleading competition today.
   Now tell me its not a sport.
   
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   November 17, 2012 10:54pm UTC
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   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   Him: Do you like music?
   Her: Do you like breathing?
   its kind of a funny story <3
   
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   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   When I'm bored...
   Nobody Texts me.
   But when I'm super busy,
   BAM!
   Still, no one texts me.
   
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   November 15, 2012 9:29pm UTC
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   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   Hey I just met you
   And this is crazy.
   But my name's Dory-
   Hey I just met you
   <3
   
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   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   i wish my shower was my boyfriend
   it doesn't judge me when it show it my body,
   it doesn't mind if i sing to it
   it washes away my makeup, telling met that im beautiful
   it doesnt mind seeing me naked
   it lets me see it for as long as i want
   it lets me cry on its shoulders
   it lets me change its body temperature so im confortable
   it washes away my insecurites
   
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    November 15, 2012 7:58pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    I'm not the biggest Taylor Swift fan in the world (don't judge)
    but I was feeling really depressed today, so I walked into the gym crying before my cheerleading practice. The radio was on with a Taylor Swift song, and I felt like I could really relate to the music.
    Now I know why people love Taylor Swift so much.
    <3
    
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    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    When I get depressed
    I starve myself
    And, God, am I hungry.
    
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    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Every time a person acts like a jerk to me
    I want to go home and cry.
    I hate the kids in my school.
    
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    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    I've gotten to the point in my life
    when I'm so obsessed with witty that I have to take my laptop with me to the bathroom.
    
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    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/-open-
    No but seriously, its really confusing...someone explain this...
    Must be Steve
    
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    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Y doo u h8 mi?
    I don't know, maybe because you don't know how to use a f*cking dictionary!
    
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    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    My mom just asked my dad if he had a
    cheese-stick in his pocket, or if he was just really excited to see her.
    Sick, mom, just sick.
    
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    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    There are only...
    42 Days
    3 hours
    1 minute
    and
    40 seconds
    
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    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    you are now aware
    that you cannot hum while holding your nose.
    
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    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    AWOT?
    
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