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jezzica
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Interviewer:
If you were a girl,
what size would your boobs be?
Liam:
Well, judging by my eyebrows,
I think mine would be quite huge.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 9:49pm UTC

*One Direction Lyric Change-ups*
"If you're hungry, then eat some Cheerios."
-Save You Tonight-
"My body fails, I'm on my skiis, prayin."
-More Than This-
"Cause I can love you more than Stan."
-More Than This-
"Wrong size shoe."
-Gotta Be You-
"I'll be there in two, I'll be there in two, baby pikachu."
-Everything About You-
"It's a little too hot take off your clothes."
-Save You Tonight-
"I want, I want, I want, but that's gravy."
-I Want-
"I want, I want, I want, but that's Jay Z."
-I Want-
"My body fails, I'm on my knees, Travis."
-More Than This-
"It's Kung Fu."
-Gotta Be You-
"Scooby Doo."
-Gotta Be You-
"You could be preoccupied, different dick every night." -I Want-
"That's what's goin on, nothing's fine, I'm corn."
-Torn-
Zayn: "For a little while, inside my arms."
Harry: "She can deepthroat."
-More Than This-

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 3:55pm UTC

"INBETWEENERS DANCE GO!"

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brispiin*
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC

i'm addicted; i can't get enough of..
tomlibacco
styleroids
malikjuana
payne killers
&& horoin (;
are they your drug too?

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC

No i'm not obsessed with Harry Edward Styles from Holmes Chapel, Cheshire. Born February 1st, 1994 at 12:06 am.

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Jen07676
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Tori from victorious? I knew her as Lola from Zoey 101
Carly from ICarly? I knew her as Megan from Drake & Josh
Spencer from ICarly? I knew him as Crazy Steve from Drake & Josh
Camelle from BTR? I knew her as Quinn from Zoey 101
Rooty from Kickin' it? I knew him as Jackson from Hannah Montana
I miss the old days...

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:12pm UTC

I dont care what time it is, where I am, who I'm with,
When that one part in One Thing comes on, I will always do the Inbetweeners dance.

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:32pm UTC

My parents seriously don't understand
my love for One Direction...
they think it's just a "phase"
♥
format credit to OneDirection/Jill <---ILY ♥

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:42pm UTC

2 bananna's for a pound
3 bananna's for a euro :)

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:46pm UTC

&Dont ever
Make fun/hate someone who likes a certain boyband, you never know it might be the only thing keeping them alive.

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Your a little late,
Im already torn
Nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy.
Snow White lived alone with seven men.
Pinocchio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a theif.
Tarzan walked around with no clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
We were taught to rebel since a young age.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Someone on Tumblr: Does anyone just sit there and laugh at the Directioners because their fandom is literally so insane that they just can't hold it together they're like a group of crazy conspiracy theorists who like plot about aliens or something I don't even know just like wow it must be hard to be in that fandom i'm not even tagging this because I'm actually afraid of some of them.
This is probably the most accurate portrayal of our fandom, like, ever.
http://judgemebymyheight.tumblr.com/post/29904058336/here-for-larry-dewdrops-on-roses-does-anyone

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EdwardSheeran
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 10:12am UTC

London Tipton's really great!
Really great!
Really great!
London Tipton's really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
which is looooove!

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cmayl11
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 2:47am UTC

The Directioner Alphabet (:
A is for All the good times, we never want to end.
B is for Band, the 5 best of friends.
C is for Carrots, Louis won our hearts.
D is for Dancing, Zayns nerves at the start.
E is for Eyes, Niall's are so blue. (:
F is for Fans, the old and the new.
G is for Goals, they never give in.
H is for Harry, and his cheeky grin.
I is for Individuals, coming together as one.
J is for Judges house, the place where it all begun.
K is for Kids in America, their performance was grand.
L is for Liam and Louis, two-fifths of the band.
M is for Malik, Zayn's last name.
N is for Niall, the one we all blame.
O is for Obsession, or our amazing 'dedication'
P is for Perfect, a standing ovation.
Q is for Quiffs, always in Zayn's hair.
R is for Rapping, Fresh Prince of Bel Air
S is for Single, that went number 1.
T is for Tomlinson, who likes to have fun.
U is for Urchin, that stung Louis in the sea.
V is for Video Diaries, and pouring cups of tea.
W is for What Makes You Beautiful, the first song they released.
X is for X-Factor, we watched as their talent increased.
Y is for Years to come, the tours that they will do.
Z is for Zayn, and the One Direction crew.
nmq. got it from twitter. <3

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Smileanddontcry
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Directioners! Look below!
For those who don't already know this, the video diaries start back tomorrow, Niall gets a big spotlight and something is gonna happen to Harry. Ugh here comes the tears of joy/worry/happiness/sadness/and a little bit of asdfghjkl;

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:26pm UTC

7 august 2012:
•justin timberlake is making music again
•liam payne has two functioning kidneys
today is a good day

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blairisepic
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:39pm UTC

I'm so happy right now.
Liam Payne's second kidney works now. They fixed it.
He doesn't just have one working kidney anymore guys. ♥

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kelseyylovesyou
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:47pm UTC

"But when it comes to me
I wouldn't wanna be anybody else"
-Selena Gomez ♥
well my dear selena, of course you would not want to be aybody else.
You're famous. You're beautiful, scratch that PERFECT. You're rich. & You're dating justin bieber.
So shut your face.

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