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taylorsnow11
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 10:03pm UTC

How come all the Mothers Day quotes got a top quote but the Father's Day quotes didnt?
I dont know about you but I love my Daddy and I could not live without him..He is my bestfriend and he would do anything for me and I would do anything for him.I love my Daddy fav if you do too

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mjdncrgleek
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Payphone
By Niall.
I’m at a payphone trying to call Nandos!
All of my cash I spent on food.
Where have my chips gone.
That line was so long.
Just for a cheese burger or two.
If Nandos didn’t still exist.
I couldn’t be chowing down like this.
All those Burgers were so delish
I don’t even care if I get sick.
Now I’m at Nandos!
(Original Quote, I am so skilled!)
<3 for more 1D parodys!

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Cera1216
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June 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Fav. If you think witty should have a One Direction category.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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believeforever
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 9:31pm UTC

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The real definition of YOLO should be:
Y- You
O- Obviously
L- Love
O- One Direction
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Lex*
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June 17, 2012 8:53pm UTC

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format credit to julietechoecho

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teenagerpostss
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:36pm UTC

teenager post #200
We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:36pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
you tickle someone but they're not even ticklish.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:16pm UTC

I hate that weird stare you get
when you walk back into the classroom after going to the bathroom.
:Z) :)

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC

That sad moment (2)
When you realize that you're losing one of your friends, and there's nothing you can do about it.
10+ faves for me to continue

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:42pm UTC

If you really knew me #12:
You would know i wish everyone could just get along it did not matter how you look, what you wear, who you talk to, your gender, or even who you like. You should be able to be you and be liked for it. I hate how people think i am a goody goody just bc i am quite or teacher think i am bad bc of my hair or the way i dress. People need to learn to look at what is in the inside. If everyone cared nobody would cry and if everyone one loved then nobody would dye.

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idarly
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:19am UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
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Linabinabae
UND3R
OMGreen
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idarly

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Punkchic9000
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Directioner+Biebler4Life
Comment+Fave if you figured this out xox
I know you tried to figure that out,
Fave... You know you want to<3

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victoriarox101
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Girl: hey
Boy: Uhm? Hi
Girl: Whats Up?
Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
... Boy: ???
Girl: Do You like Me back?
Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
Girl: Oh.
Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
Boy: Bye.
2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
#REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu love

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victoriarox101
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:21pm UTC

A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this

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sparklesluver
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June 16, 2012 4:17pm UTC

in class we had to put 3 things about areself. i put wild, crazy, immaginative. fave this and comment urs!

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lovergirl13
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:22pm UTC

after everything.
Prologue.
"I just don't love you anymore."
The words pierced my body likes knives.
I looked into his green eyes, not understanding, trying to look for that sparkle that was always there when he was joking around.
"Caleb... that's not funny."
Then I really saw it. His liquid emerald green eyes had turned into stone. He looked back into my grey eyes coldly.
"It's not a joke, Alexandra."
I sucked in a breath like I'd fallen and gotten the wind knocked out of me. That was what it felt like. He never called me by my full name. He always called me Zan. You know, like AleXANdra? He's called me that for longer than I can remember, and the last time he called me that was when he was telling me about my parents' car accident.
I fell to my knees and just stared and the ground, twirling my long blonde hair absently around my finger. I would not cry.
"Goodbye.." I heard him whisper before he walked away. Out of my front door, out of my life.
And as far as I was concerned, out of my mind.
Feedback, please? I've written stories before but I've never really gotten any feedback...

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lovergirl13
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:32pm UTC

after everything.
Chapter Six.
Alex's POV
The air rushed out of my lungs and memories of that day with Caleb hit me like a bullet.
"B-Boyfriend?"
Jessica nodded happily and kissed Drew's cheek, entwining their fingers.
"He just asked me out last night."
I couldn't take anymore. I bit my lip, faked a smile and walked out of the room, throwing the necklace on the ground.
He moved on. He moved on. He moved on. I'm too late. I missed my chance.
No...
I locked myself in the bathroom and the tears welled up in my eyes.
No. I will not cry.
My feelings went away completely. It was exactly like what happened with Caleb.
I fixed my makeup and ripped open the bathroom door, walking slowly down my stairs to get to the party.
A few boys wolf-whistled at me and I walked over to one of them and started making out with him.
I heard another wolf-whistle and someone shout "Yeah! You guys, Alex the party girl is baaaccckkkk!"
That's right, I thought, I'm back.
Drew's POV
I awkwardly put my arm around Jessica as we walked out of Alex's room after a makeout session. Jessica's kisses were so sloppy compared to Alex's. I didn't feel that spark. But whatever, at least I was getting some.
Alex said she loved me...
The thought just barely crossed my mind when I heard "You guys, Alex the party girl is back!" Then I saw her making out with Jeremy, another kid on the basketball team.
She was on his lap and her skirt was riding up her thighs while his hand roamed further down her back.
Pain shot through my whole body and I gently let go of Jessica.
"Babe what's wrong?" she asked, trying to kiss my neck.
I pushed her away, careful not to hurt her.
"I'm sorry, Jessica. It's over. I..."
She crossed her arms. "Yeah, I know. Alex."
I sighed.
She gestured over to Alex and Jeremy. "But it looks like she doesn't feel the same way. Tough sh*t, buddy."
She turned around and walked straight out of the party. I looked back at Alex and Jeremy and they were still making out, but his hand had disappeared up her dress. I wouldn't watch anymore.
I walked over to them and pulled Alex off of his lap and yanked Jeremy to his feet.
"Dude, what the f--"
I cut him off, punching him in the jaw.
I've never hit anyone harder.

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neverforgotten
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May 5, 2012 9:41pm UTC

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