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livsbestfriendryan
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January 22, 2012 3:20pm UTC

that awkward moment when you're so sexy, that everyone is intimidated to approach you, and you end up being single forever...

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BlackButterflies
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January 19, 2012 2:33pm UTC

i bet steve reads through our weird top quotes
and goes.: 0_0 " never .having . daughters."

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xNicoleLovex72
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January 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Always be positive.
*trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
©kaykayy04

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converse97
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January 19, 2012 5:49pm UTC

When I get ready for school in the morning & look in the mirror,
I look like Marilyn Monroe.
By the time I come back, I could swear
Rosie O'Donnell is my identical twin.

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soccerloverx03x
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January 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

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alliecakess
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January 14, 2012 11:09pm UTC

The divorce rate between my socks is astonishing.
Format: twilightgirl995

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soccerloverx03x
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January 14, 2012 11:49pm UTC

"You look pretty today"
"Was I ugly yesterday!?"
NFM/FMQ

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lexxi04
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December 10, 2011 10:43pm UTC

That Awkward Moment...
when u think someone is waving at you,
so you wave back,
then cover it up by scratching your head ...
: )

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converse97
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December 7, 2011 11:07pm UTC

So, when I get
married
I'll make sure the last name of the man
I marry is Sippi.
That way, I'll be
Mrs.Sippi.

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lexxi04
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December 10, 2011 8:24pm UTC

that frusterating moment ...when your half asleep and you get a text and all it says is "okk bye"

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wallflowersandprettypictures
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November 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC

1
Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

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lexxi04
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December 10, 2011 8:33pm UTC

that AMAZING moment
when you forget to do your homework
but the teacher doesnt check it that day ... : )

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Alyoop_x3
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December 10, 2008 3:10pm UTC

Christmas is in 15 days
christmas countdown=) i'll be posting this every day until christmas . just thought it might get some of you in the christmas spirit =)
you dont have to rate, its not a quote=)

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_CoolStoryBro_
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December 9, 2011 9:21pm UTC

Attractive person: hi
Me: who put you up to this

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Jade672
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November 23, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Whenever I see a calendar,
I always skip to my birthday,
to see what picture it is.

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC

Either my spidey senses are tingling,
or my foot just fell asleep

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