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July 13, 2009 9:49pm UTC

Today,
I was on a boat.
T-Pain wasn't there.
MLIA
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xonadiaxo
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July 14, 2009 5:51pm UTC

Today,
I heard that if you l-i-c-k somebody's elbow without them seeing you,
they can't feel it. I tried to lick somebody's elbow secretly.
They saw me. It was awkward. I still don't know if
they would have been able to feel it if
they hadn't seen me.
MLIA
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xonadiaxo
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July 16, 2009 4:09pm UTC

Today,
I turned 11.
I did not recieve a letter from Hogwarts.
MLIA

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July 16, 2009 4:11pm UTC

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xonadiaxo
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July 16, 2009 8:48pm UTC

Today,
My sister and I argued over who the cat loved more.
She pet him and he ran away. I pet him and he purred.
I laughed at my sister and he purred more.
I felt as if he was laughing with me.
MLIA

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xonadiaxo
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July 20, 2009 4:16pm UTC

Today,
I opened my closet.
I did not find Narnia.
=(
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xonadiaxo
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July 17, 2009 11:26am UTC

Today,
I had a milkshake.
It did not bring all the boys to the yard.
=(
MLIA

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xonadiaxo
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July 21, 2009 11:06pm UTC

Today,
I found a typo in the book I was reading.
I felt superior to the editor.
MLIA

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xonadiaxo
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August 11, 2009 7:20pm UTC

Today,
I yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
from the second story of a mall, pointing
at the people on the floor below. To my
intense satisfaction, some guy
pretended to die dramatically
and dropped to the floor.
MLIA

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SufferinginSilence
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July 7, 2009 5:41pm UTC

Quirrel: Yes my Dark King.
Voldemort: Ok just relax with the Dark king, ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily. You can call me voldemort, we're there. We've reached that point.
-A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5

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July 7, 2009 6:06pm UTC

Voldemort: And I'm happen as a squirrel, long as I'm with Mr.Quirrel!!! (he is drunk while singing this)
-A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 8

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July 7, 2009 1:28pm UTC

Hermione: This year I plan to study a lot...
Ron: That would be cool if you were actually hot!
-A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 4

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SufferinginSilence
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July 7, 2009 1:38pm UTC

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particualry good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?!?
-A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 3

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July 9, 2009 5:17pm UTC

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July 7, 2009 5:51pm UTC

Ginny: Do you know what I would do if I had an invisiblity cloak?!
Harry: Oh man, I would kick weiner dogs.
Ron: I would pretend to be a ghost and I would scare mean people.
Hermione: I would use it to avoid ever having to face my reflection in the mirror.
-A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 6

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July 7, 2009 1:34pm UTC

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June 24, 2005 3:45am UTC

"Don't you know...all that matters is the ending"
-Johnny Depp*

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