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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:22pm UTC

One Direction After Vegas:
*phone ringing*
Paul: Hello?
Louis: Paul! Oh thank god you answered!
Paul: Louis, what the hell is going on? Where are you guys, it's 11 a.m.! Your flight leaves in an hour!
Louis: I'm so sorry Paul, but we messed up
Louis: We messed up big time
Paul: What happened? Were you caught kissing Harry?
Louis: No, worse
Louis: I'm so sorry, Paul
Louis: ...We lost Niall
Paul:
Louis:
Paul:
Louis:
Paul:
Louis: Also, Harry has a baby, Zayn is missing a tooth, and Liam married a stripper

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kylaz323
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC

OMG I LOST IT!!!!! I'M OFFICIALLY A GROWN WOMAN RIGHT NOW!!!
What your v-card?
Pshh no my last baby tooth!!!!
nmq, saw it online

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC

hey i just met you,
and girl you look crazy
what brand's your make-up
crayola maybe?
Fave for a series.

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xCuppiieCakeLove
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC

What the author wrote: The curtains were blue.
What my teacher thought he meant: The curtains represent a deep dark depression expressed through with the way he talks about the decor of the house.
What the author meant : The curtains were f/cking blue.

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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shebelieved316
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC

My friend: Okay, we are going to find a HOT guy for you!
Me: Okay *looks around* HIM! OH MY JESUS! HE IS SO HOT. Please have my babies!!!
My friend: *Stares at me* That's my brother...
Nmf

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BlondieLoveMeOrHateMe
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Sometimes to get someone's attention,
You have to STOP
Giving them yours.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Life is like the ocean. When your sand castle is perfect, the tide comes in and ruins it.

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Xoxoshannonxoxo
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May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Harry: Im sitting on the couch across from you, you look sexxy
Louis: Your slowly seducing me with your curls
Harry: I know, that was the plan

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Tiffany15card
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:08am UTC

Hey, long time no see, why so long?
Why so long? Well, you left me? Made me feel like crap, laughed at me while I fell and then, everytime I tried to talk to you, you walked off, and I sat there, I never left home, just stayed in listening to our favourite songs, and then, one day when you walked past my house, I cried, you did it again, until one day, I got changed, put up my hair, and walked out and smiled nicely at you; But believe me, I may of looked calm, but, I killed you thousands of times, and I'm gunna correct you, it was a long time, when you found some-one who loved you, cared for you, you lost that, now, this time, your upset and I'm happy, Karma's a bi*tch eh?
K
OMG, You wanna talk about potassuim too, or did you forget the alphabet?

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Katieee3
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May 6, 2012 10:04pm UTC

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soon2bfamous29
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Pretty popular girl in grade: ugh. omg. all these guys follow me around, call me pretty & text me non stop!
me: your life must be so difficult -___-

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TheOtherDirection
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:21am UTC

So my
friend's
dad's
friend's
daughter's
classmate
is Niall Horan's cousin.
So we are PRACTICALLY RELATED
{♥}
true story lln

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misshyfr
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Stop falling.
Stop listening.
Stop texting back.
Stop getting your hopes up.
stop telling yourself that it's going to be different, when you already know how it's
Going to end.

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC

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LETS BE HONEST HERE..
who else thought Spongebob's parents were cookies?
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im_anonymous
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I always wonder what it is like to be loved, truly loved and have someone care for me. No one has really stuck by me because all I do is push people away. I have a hard time trusting people yet I live with a fear of being alone with no one there for me. I just want to know what it would feel like to have someone by my side who’s seen me at my worst and still loves me for who I am.
NMF

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Julial113
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Maybe if he won't make you his official girl,
It's because you're not his only girl.

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