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  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    *In class walking back to my seat*
    Me: lalalalala
    Teacher: Come here.
    Me: *Walks over to her* Yessss?
    Teacher: *Pulls out a paper* What does this say?
    Me: I dunno. Why don't you ask the 3 year old that wrote it?!
    Teacher: Uh..
    Me: What?
    Teacher: This is your essay.
    Me:
    Teacher:
    The 3 year old I tried to blame it on:
    My dead fish:
    Me: Wow, I really do have bad handwriting

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:09pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    You're beautiful
    &
    Don't let anyone tell you differently

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    It's hard knowing that I care so much about you
    Yet I mean nothing to you</3

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    You
    When ever I look into your eyes
    I uncover all the lies
    Why were you not honest to me?
    Maybe it wasn’t meant to be
    Maybe my heart will love a new guy
    Hopefully a guy that won’t make me cry
    We used to talk all the time
    Now you act like a mime
    What did I do to you?
    Besides being true
    I lay here tonight thinking of you
    The chances of you thinking about me are few
    Is there something wrong with me?
    Why did you set me free?
    Was it because I cared to much
    Or was I just your crutch?
    Are you happy with your new girl?
    Does she make your stomach twirl?
    Do you even remember all our memories?
    Or are they just forgotten stories?
    I hope everything works out the in the end
    I just hope my heart can mend

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Thinking and wondering
    I sit here tonight talking to you
    Wishing I could be with you
    I really want us to meet
    Because that would make my life complete
    You are my dream guy
    Even if you are a bit shy
    You make my smile grow wider
    And you are hot like apple cider
    We could talk for hours
    I am convinced that you have magical powers
    Will you be forever mine?
    Because to me that would be just fine

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    It's hard knowing that we're not bestfriends anymore
    It's hard forgetting all the summer's we spent together
    It's hard talking to you yet having nothing to say
    Why did you change?
    We used to laugh and now there's just awkward silence
    We used to be crazy but now you just want to "fit in"
    I miss the old you
    You don't even know me anymore
    You used to be my best friend but now it's hard to even call you my friend.
    You say that I'm the one who's changed
    I am just being myself though
    You are the one who's changed
    Trying to be someone you are not
    And don't come back to me when all you "new" friends ditch you
    Because I am done with you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Christmas was better when I was young.
    So was the rest of my life..

  11. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I never realized it was possible to hate a person so much.
    Then I met you.

  12. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Those conversations
    only you and your best friend could have.

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    F l i r t i n g .
    It's like an addiction. Once you start, you can't stop.

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    In my mind, I've already f ucked you like 3 times. ♥

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I'm mentally dating you ♥

  16. heatherfeather heatherfeather
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    I accidently called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    She thinks she’s ugly.
    He thinks she’s the most beautiful girl in the world.
    S he compares herself to other girls trying
    to be the prettiest one there is.
    He tries to show her that she doesn’t need to.
    She thinks she’s fat.
    He tells her she’s beautiful the way she is.
    She thinks she’s not worth it.
    He shows that he’ll always be there for her no matter what.
    She thinks too low of herself.
    He brings her up by showing her love, care, compassion each day.

  18. kay5999 kay5999
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    love isnt something you can explain
    it is someting you feel
    <3

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Heartbreak is an ODD kind of p a i n , because you
    ♥ ARE NOT DYING YOU ARE NOT EVEN SICK..
    But yet you hurt so much that you can't breathe.
    YOU CAN'T SLEEP(♥)AND YOU CAN'T STOP
    »»» the tears from falling. You may eat too much
    & you may not eat at all but that's the funny thing it
    JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL

  20. dont_forget_i_love_you dont_forget_i_love_you
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    every day I smile, and act like nothing's wrong.
    It's called putting everything aside, and simply being strong.

:)

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