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  1. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    When you were younger
    and you poured juice into a wine glass then acted like you were drinking alcohol.

  2. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I hated my grandma
    Oh so very much
    She always tried to kiss me
    Always tried to touch
    One day I wanted to go out
    Party hard, without a doubt
    But grandma said I couldn't
    Because something was very wrong
    She got us reservations for a resturaunt
    And bought me my favorite song
    I yelled at her and called her names
    Told her I was through with her games
    Tears went down her wrinkled face
    I hated her, what a disgrace!
    She told me I could finally go
    And she was sorry she didnt know
    That friends where more important than
    Another night with my grandma Lenn
    I went to the party it was cool
    I remembered what grandma said
    No alcohol, so drink a red bull
    But I disobeyed and drank instead
    And she would never know
    She's probobly in bed
    The next morning I came home
    But I couldn't find her in her room
    I saw a note on her bed
    I opened it and read with dread
    "Alli, I'm sorry. I know I was a pain. I know you had to live with me for all these years and you couldn't stand it. Last night I was going to tell you I had cancer and they had to pull the plug because it was so bad this morning. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry. You can handle it. I don't know if you're relieved or sad, but just know I love you, I always have."
    I threw down the note in tears
    Regretting the hate
    Regretting the beers
    If I could go back I'd change it all
    Always been nice, and answered her calls
    But now I can't because she's gone
    She left a card, and my favorite song
    nothing left but a few bones
    And the biggest regret
    Is that I let her die alone
    ♥♥♥♥
    always think about what you say, those could be your last words to someone
    I wrote this. It did NOT happen to me. But these things happen all the time. Just thought I'd get the point across. Hope you liked it♥ nicoleypoleyoley

  3. thathumorswag thathumorswag
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Me at school:
    What the heck is this
    What the heck is that
    Why the heck are you walking so slow
    Who the heck assigned my locker as the
    official gathering place
    When the heck did the teacher assign this
    Why the heck did I ever take this course
    When the heck is lunch

  4. hollisterbeach hollisterbeach
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    sometimes, i wish
    i could go back in time and meet myself as a kid. ♥

  5. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:55pm UTC
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  8. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    fave if you ever
    did something really stupid
    infront of someone
    that you really like.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Adele might set fire to rain,
    But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Never look down on somebody,
    unless you're helping them up.

  11. Amazing_Emma13 Amazing_Emma13
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    going to sleep on your white sheets while on your period and waking up on the japanese flag.

  12. stories4212 stories4212
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    What relationships include
    now a days=
    1 male + 1 female
    +
    1 Hoe
    +
    1 Ex trying to screw it up
    +
    1 Friend that secretely wants it to end.

  13. iamv98 iamv98
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Best Poem Ever:
    Roses are red
    Violets are Blue
    He's for me
    Not for you
    By a Chance
    You take my place
    I'll take my fist
    And smash your face.

  14. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Tumblr- Conversation I heard in the club.
    Shy Guy: Hey there..
    Random Guy: Hey what's up?
    Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
    Random Guy: Thanks dude!
    Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
    Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
    Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
    Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
    Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
    Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

  15. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    ♥-----------♥
    "You actually have friends...?"
    "Yeah, all ten seasons on DVD"

    nmf
    ♥-----------♥

  16. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Just outta curiosity;
    Favorite if your not pregnant.
    Comment if you are.

  17. mikflurry84 mikflurry84
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Guys awlays make girls cry
    but if a girl can make a guy cry,
    she must really mean something to him.
    MeAndTheFloor

  18. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    format: _Hey_Bro_ nmq
    I love finding money in my clothes.
    It's like a gift to me, from me.


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  20. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I wish that RIP meant;
    Return If Possible ♥

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