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Onism*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:21am UTC

"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies"-Willy Wonka

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ImOnlyATeen
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July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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Emily*
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 4:23pm UTC

If I see another quote
about Harry Styles or
One Direction ..
I'll be slapping people
in EVERY Direction.

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

*How my mom works*
Me: Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 6:15pm UTC

*in store*
"OMG! That's so cute! I'm so getting it!"
*five months later*
"Why did I even buy this? It's so ugly!"
nmf

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 3:51pm UTC

Did you know? #39
We only dream of what we know. Our dreams are frequently full of strangers who play out certain parts – did you know that your mind is not inventing those faces – they are real faces of real people that you have seen during your life but may not know or remember? We have all seen hundreds of thousands of faces through our lives, so we have an endless supply of characters for our brain to utilize during our dreams.

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Abbi521
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Every time I read
the word ''ROFL,'' I hear Scooby Doo
trying to say''Waffle''

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JustMe888
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 7:12pm UTC

my sole reason for waking up mondays?
pretty litte liars.
my sole reason for waking up tuesdays?
tomorrows wednesday.
my sole reason for waking up wednesdays?
jenna marbles.
my sole reason for waking up thursdays?
tomorrows friday.
my sole reason for doing anything friday?
PARTY/sit on witty all night
my sole reason for doing anything saturdays?
PARTY/sit on witty all night.
my sole reason for doing anything sundays?
tomorrows monday.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 2:51am UTC

fave this if you have ever cried over the death of a fictional character,
and comment who the character was.

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:04pm UTC

lock the shower door:
fall and break your head and can't get help
unlock the shower door:
psychopath breaks in and kills you

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:43pm UTC

The awkward moment
when your neighboors still have their christmas lights up.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC

scientist: the average person spends 13 hours online per week
me: lol you mean per day
Paperlung's format
nmq

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whatagorgeousmess
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.

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ssarahbearr131
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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samzii17
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 3:39pm UTC

That 0.1% of germs
that nothing can kill.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Sometimes i wonder if people look at me andthink
"She's Fat."
nmq*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ohyolks16
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC

When i brush my hair, i can pull as hard as i want and it wont hurt
...
when someone else brushes my hair its like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

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turgeonite2
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I love when
I read a really long quote, and at the end it says,
"if you read this whole thing, THANK YOU"
And I just sit there like,
"You're welcome.. you are welcome."

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