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  1. Nivedhaxoxo Nivedhaxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A MOLLY WEASLEY HOMEMADE SWEATER.

  2. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    My girlfriend texted me, "I've tried my best to make this relationship work but I seem to be the only one trying. So I've decided to break up with you and move on with my life. Delete my number and never contact me again."
    I replied, "Who is this?"

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    friendship is so weird???
    Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then
    suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming
    at them and calling them names
    nmq

  4. jcpeace jcpeace
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    My older brother made me watch a scary movie when I was 11. It totally freaked me out and when he went to bed, I told him I was scared. So my brother looked at me tilted his head and said, "Don't worry. If no boys want you then why would a ghost." I slept well that night.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    When I can't hear someone
    I just laugh and smile. One day It's seriously going to hurt me.
    ~Me swimming in the lake~
    Friends: OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHARK BEHIND YOU
    What I hear: frejhbfkdnhfosadshl!!
    Me: What did you say?
    Friends: ngjkrbkgvbdsjkb!!!!
    Me: Haha yeah!! (: (:

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    I USED TO THINK THE WORST FEELING
    IN THE WORLD IS LOSING SOMEONE YOU
    LOVE BUT I WAS WRONG
    THE WORST FEELING IS THE MOMENT
    YOU'VE REALIZED YOU'VE LOST YOURSELF

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

  9. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. quietkid quietkid
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Don't worry, Mayans.
    If you get it wrong,
    it's not the end of the world.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    do you ever just feel
    so awkward when you
    buy something and pay in
    cash and the cashier
    gives you the
    change back but you
    take a few seconds to
    put the money in your
    wallet and you can
    feel the world
    judging you
    from afar
    because i do

  12. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Okay before the world ends,
    I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
    I let the dogs out.

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 11:21am UTC
    *Harry prank calling a fan*
    Harry: "Hello Erin, it's Harry and I'm with Ed Sheeran....
    Naked and touching each other inappropiately."
    *Finds out she's fourteen*
    Harry: "I mean no, we're not--we're...hugging!"

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    I keep things bottled up .
    It's hard for me to tell someone how I really feel. I'm scared of getting judged,
    & I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT OPINIONS OF OTHERS THROWN AT ME .
    S o m e t i m e s I w i s h t h e r e ' s s o m e o n e w h o w o u l d l i s t e n ,
    but sometimes I feel like it's better to just keep my feelings to myself.
    I mean, there's no one really left to trust.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    well guys, it's 9:00 am on the 21st December 2012 here in New Zealand, so I guess I'll be getting a sneak preview of the apocalypse.
    I'll post spoilers ;)

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Let's all show OneDirection(Jill) how much we all love her.
    For every fave this quote gets, it's one hug to Jill
    Letting her know that you love her.
    (I am NOT doing this for faves,
    I'm doing this because I care about my friend)

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    apocalypse spoilers from new zealand:
    - we haven't lost power, but i did lose my mum in the supermarket.

  18. erinnn erinnn
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    I wrote this about Ed Sheeran. If you love him too read it and tell me what you love about him :)
    Ed Sheeran. Where do I begin to explain Mr. Sheeran? He's a singer-songwriter from England and he writes the most amazing music. It's so inspiring and different. He sings about prostitution and drugs like he's singing about cupcakes and rainbows. He has a song for everything. Whether its a dying pet (Little Bird), miscarriage (Small Bump), leaving someone for an education (U.N.I) and many more things. Ed inspires me because he worked his way up to get where he is, his songs are all written by him, he has a kind and generous soul. Some of you probably think 'oh he's a ginger, he has no soul' but I'm telling you from the music he writes and the things he does he has a soul. For example me being me was watching Ed Sheeran videos on YouTube when I came across one at a Melbourne show and a girl came by herself so he pulled her on stage, gave her a rose and a hug and a kiss. In another one a girl had an asthma attack and he stopped the whole show to see if she was ok. They carried her backstage and he said to the audience he was going to check on her to see if she's ok and put the whole show on hold just to see if she was ok. Most artist wouldn't do that. He's special. One of a kind. To me he's not the most attractive guy in the world but he is different. And honestly we need more people like Ed in the world. He has a heart of pure gold and is such an inspiration to many people.
    Ed Sheeran thank you for being you and being such and inspiration and role model to me. I never regret letting you in my life <3
    erinnn

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    To end is to start,
    to surrender is to know.
    Despair and depression,
    together they grow.
    Hope shall meet the hopeless
    when there's nowhere else to go.
    - the suicide note of Misao Fujimura,
    which he wrote written directly onto
    the trunk of a tree minutes before
    committing suicide.

  20. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    If you want a prince,
    You're supposed to kiss a frog. Not bang the whole pond.
    nmq

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