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  1. MinnesotaNorthstarz33 MinnesotaNorthstarz33
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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  2. MinnesotaNorthstarz33 MinnesotaNorthstarz33
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    Today, I realized
    that my dad's best friend is named Bobby. Why yes, the man is a builder of decks and houses...
    Yep, I'm smart. I just realized this today after knowing Bobby my whole 14 years of existence... :D

  3. lwhite123 lwhite123
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    i l♥ve how... jdkakd;ajkda;j kkk
    like three of the richest men ever
    BILL GATES, STEVE JOBS, AND RALPH LAUREN
    where college dropouts
    THAT SENDS A DANDY MESSAGE TO KIDS LIKE ME♥
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

  4. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    I call this one the “CampfireSong” song
    let’s gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song
    our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song
    and if you don’t think that we can sing it faster then you’re wrong
    but it’ll help if you just sing along..
    Bum Bum Bum.
    -Anyone else remember? :)

  5. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    People are Lonely
    Because they build walls instead of bridges

  6. Annalove17 Annalove17
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 7:34pm UTC
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  7. kakakatie kakakatie
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    A week before my junior prom, my cousin died in a car accident.
    She had wanted a yellow prom dress, but the one she picked out was blue. I planted pink flowers on her memory (couldn't find yellow), but they died in a frost.
    The flowers re-budded and grew back yellow.
    ★Messages from Heaven GMH.★
    Not my quote, but this is one of my favorites.

  8. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    you are my sunshine,
    MY ONLY SUNSHINE.
    you make me happy when skies are grey.
    YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, DEAR
    how much I love you.
    PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY. ♥
    format credit; vicctorriaaax


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Kaybay36 Kaybay36
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    I made tea
    I don't want tea
    I didn't make you tea.
    this is my tea
    Then why'd you tell me?
    Its a conversation starter.
    That's a horrible conversation starter
    oh. it is? we're conversating..

  11. Jessica Marie. * Jessica Marie. *
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Dear turkeys,
    Don't worry, it's okay.
    They only like us for our breasts too..
    Sincerely, ♥
    Us females.

  12. brooklynschlangen07 brooklynschlangen07
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    I Bet I Will Say "His" Name
    john, jack, mark, sam, nick, alex, josh, mike, tim, jake, robert, william, daniel, adam, david, richard, christopher, steve, edward, brian, andrew, scott, eric, ryan, joe, sean, justin, brandon, jesse, billy, nathan, chad, jacob, bobby, troy, eddie, oscar, jay, dustin, zach, charlie, ben, antonio, evan, jason, blake, dante, anthony, julian, jared, cory, cody, ian, ken, cam, austin, kyle, pat, ricky, jackson, marcus, paul, drew, liam, frankie, caleb, jordan, oliver, luke, aaron, hunter, kevin, vince, mason, logan, connor, matt, brett, noah, & dylan.

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    Me:
    " *types in password*, Password Doesn't Work"
    ** OMG I'M HACKED**....
    *oh wait... never mind, CAPS LOCK WAS ON..*

  14. ips123445 ips123445
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    On Halloween I leave a big bowl of candy on the front porch with a "TAKE ONE" sign.
    So whenever someone takes more than one piece I run out the door screaming and scare the crap out of them.
    I'm such a nice person <3

  15. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    if you think about
    how huge the universe is,
    it seems perfectly rational to eat an entire cake.
    AlNicholas

  16. sadirator sadirator
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    i used to think you took my breath away. then i realized i was suffocated by your bullshit. -drake♥

  17. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    today we're learning:
    A bunch of crap you'll never
    use again.

  18. xoMissTaylaxo xoMissTaylaxo
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    we all have that friend
    That we ALWAYS get in trouble with.

  19. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    October is Down Syndrome Awareness month
    click the heart if you support kids with disabilites like Down Syndrome.

  20. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:56am UTC
    bad hair day?
    bad face day?

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