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1. Madi_Milkshakes*
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   December 4, 2014 10:40pm UTC
   Only your best friend understand when you say, "I saw my boyfriend today."
   You are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist
   
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2. Madi_Milkshakes*
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   December 4, 2014 10:48pm UTC
   Mum: Why is your stuff on my floor?!
   Me: Why is your floor under my stuff!?
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. _Jannette
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   November 17, 2014 1:05pm UTC
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   Trying to understand some people is like trying to smell the color 8.
   
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6. FingersCrossed
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   November 17, 2014 1:14pm UTC
   Stupid girl : Why are you so ugly?
   Me : Because I like to act like you :D
   
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7. *Yours Truly*
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   November 17, 2014 2:52pm UTC
   "What are you thinking?"
   "Terrible things."
   
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8. mars*
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   November 17, 2014 4:35pm UTC
   Trying to win an argument like
   
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9. mars*
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   November 17, 2014 4:45pm UTC
   When you get period cramps:
   
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10. Aggressive Butterfly *
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    November 17, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    I found out that I forgot to turn my phone on silent during school.
    Good thing I have friends that don't text me
    
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11. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 17, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    When everything else fails, take a nap!
    
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12. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 17, 2014 7:54pm UTC
    "Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. What you say will and can be used against you."
    True Story
    
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13. Immortality*
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    November 17, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    I swear friday
    was like nine minutes ago
    
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14. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 17, 2014 10:28pm UTC
    I'm jealous of my parents because I'll never have a kid as awesome as theirs.
    True Story
    
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15. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 17, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    WHY do we need school?
    Music: We have YOUTUBE for that
    Sports: There's a Wii
    Spanish: There's DORA
    English: Everything's shortened anyways [LOL, BRB, IDK]
    Maths: That' why we have calculators for
    Geography: I'll buy a globe
    History: They're all dead anyways
    
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16. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 17, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    The Broccoli says: "I look like a small tree,"
    The mushroom says: "I look like an umbrella."
    The walnut says: "I look like a brain,"
    The banana say:
    "Can we change the subject?"
    
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17. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 12:26am UTC
    It's hard to find a friend who is:
    95% talented
    96% funny
    98% loving
    99% intelligent
    And 100% sweet
    So don't you dare...
    Lose Me!!!
    
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18. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 12:28am UTC
    My week is basically:
    * Monday
    * Monday #2
    * Monday #3
    * Monday #4
    * Friday
    * Saturday
    * Pre-Monday
    
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19. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 12:31am UTC
    Me: So today my teacher pointed the ruler at me.
    Friend: So
    Me: He said, "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler."
    Friend: Awww! He called you an idiot?!
    Me: No! I got detention for asking "Which end?"
    Friend: Oh... HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    
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20. Madi_Milkshakes*
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    November 18, 2014 1:01am UTC
    I asked my Italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the Spaghetto
    True Story
    
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