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  1. ohheyitssam ohheyitssam
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Find someone that can make you smile, and don't give up on them<3

  2. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    You can be
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    as cold as the winter weather,But i don't care as
    long as we're together
    nmf

  3. mariahcareyy mariahcareyy
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Saying ;
    It's because I'm black isn't it?!?
    Eventhough,
    Your not black.

    Nmf. P.s. NOT TRYING TO BE RASIS. I love everyone.(:
    NMF

  4. RinaKutcherx3 RinaKutcherx3
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    T hat awkward
    when I didn't say moment..
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. bkm3 bkm3
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Pressing a toy that says `TRY ME` at the store and it wont stop, So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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  8. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    today,
    my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
    Harry Potter.
    I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
    FML.
    format: mumblebumble

  9. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  10. caughtinthe_chains caughtinthe_chains
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
    because teenagers can relate to it.
    oh yeah, i remember that time
    when i was a
    vampire

  11. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 7:08pm UTC
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  12. pceluvbasketballx3 pceluvbasketballx3
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I failed a spelling test
    because they asked me how to spell
    PLAYER
    & I put down your name
    nmf/nmq

  13. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be playing hide-n-go seek
    in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

  14. lovemexo13 lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Hey Guys!
    please read this?
    -So I emailed the head of
    Witty & I told him that we
    really should have notifications.
    && he said that if THIS quote gets
    5,000 ❤'s...
    witty will then have notifications!
    please fav this
    xoxo

  15. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

  16. smilimoose smilimoose
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  18. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  19. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  20. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

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