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briiitttttttany
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July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

People who want long eyelashes: Girls
People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

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LandonIsWitty
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July 11, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (:
Thanks! What does it look like?
Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it".
But I'm not a grandma?
...Surprise..!
HOME, NOW.
not my quote.
not my format.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JohnnyyM450
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July 12, 2012 10:16am UTC

So i have a question..
For the guy that discoverd milk...
What the hell were you doing to that cow !?!?!
Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

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capecodgirl444
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July 9, 2012 4:50pm UTC

I hope she breaks your heart so you can feel the pain that I felt.

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MissAnna
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July 12, 2012 10:24am UTC

GO AHEAD & ASK ME,
"WHAT'S MY BEST SIDE?" I STAND BACK AND |x| |x| |x|
POINT AT YOU.

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HakunaaMatata
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July 12, 2012 10:29am UTC

I'm so over you
& the drama you bring to our family.
~~~~~~~~~~~

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BeKaHlYnN
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July 12, 2012 10:32am UTC

Don’t you worry your pretty little mind;
people throw rocks at things that shine.
<3

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lozaaaa3
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July 12, 2012 10:34am UTC

the hardest to do is watch the one u love .....,love somebody else .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jdavis3299
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July 11, 2012 12:24am UTC

Anybody Else Feeling Old?
That So Raven: was discontinued 6 years ago.
Zack And Cody: are now 20
Lizzie McGuire: ended in 2004
Miley Cyrus: is getting married
Sister Sister: Tamera had a baby
This Just Makes Me Sad:(

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