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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 9:59pm UTC

Am I the only one
who takes those small bathroom things from a hotel?

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:45pm UTC

*me looking at the top quotes*
me: Oh i tought about that yesterday
me: you stole it from my head
me: youabitch, it's not fair.

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Things I can't imagine...
-someone having a crush on me
-someone randomly seeing me and thinking 'wow she's cute'
-someone getting happy because I messaged them first
-someone thinking about me, in general
-someone wondering how I am
-someone finding me attractive
-someone doing something to try and impress me
-someone asking their friend on what to say to me
-someone wanting to get to know me

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:13pm UTC

My personality: Shìt
My face: Shìt
My body: Shít
My hair: Shít
My clothes: Shít
My music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 5:16pm UTC

if you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship with ''look i just need space'' then you're wasting everyone's time.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 4:07pm UTC

I think it would be cool to switch lives with someone else for a day just to see what it's like

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof,
I was shocked.

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laurenwilcox12
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:20pm UTC

STOP.
GOOD. NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING...
YOUR BEAUTIFUL. WEAR THAT SMILE EVERY DAY. IT SUITS YOU.

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laurenwilcox12
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:28pm UTC

True fact:
Girls notice everything,
so be careful what you say or do.

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Pudding007
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:14am UTC

Me: Okay im gonna do it. im gonna start eating less and excercising and losing weight!!
Grandma: But i just made six batches of cookies
Me:....i can start tomorrow *eats three dozen cookies by myself*

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:59am UTC

There are two things I hate in this world,
people and socializing.
Mash those two together and you've got the
first day of school right there.
KILL ME NOW.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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