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1. xodiana15
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   nmf
   g u y: You owe me a drink.
   g i r l: w h y ?
   g u y: Cause i dropped m i ne when i saw you..
   ~precious ♥
   guy:
   
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2. garciababe1
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   When I flip my hair, I can't tell if I'm trying to be Willow Smith, or If am overwhelming One Direction ;)
   ♥
   
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3. MissMisty1996
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   If i said you had a great body,
   would you hold it against me? ;)
   
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4. Fjazz
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   Me without you,
   is like Facebook without friends.
   Youtube without videos,
   and Google with no results.
   
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5. qwerty40
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 12:22am UTC
   are you related to yoda?
   cuz yodalicious (;
   
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6. marykate_25
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 12:30am UTC
   Oh you like water?
   Well you already like 70% of me
   (;
   nmq/nmf
   
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7. emilyjoytritle
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   July 15, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   if our lives were a movie,........ what would you like the next scene to be? ;) <3
   
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8. XsabrinaXnicole
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   You're hot therefore,
   I will stare.
   
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9. 2infinityandbeyond
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 10:57pm UTC
   Your lips look lonley.
   Would they like to meet mine?
   
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10. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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11. KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Am I the Only One
    who thinks that guys who can dance are just straight up sexy?
    
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12. perfectpickuplines
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Are you an astronaut?
    Cause your body is out of this world.
    ♥
    notmine
    
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13. ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    *convo with guy i like*
    Me: shh :3 ... or ill kiss you.
    Him: Ouuu;) im never gonna stop talking;)
    
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14. BringBaiTheHorizon
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    His random " I miss you " messages .... ♥
    
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15. erinnn
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:08am UTC
    Thinking of changing my name to Delilah so a guy can sing me 'Hey There Delilah'
    
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16. allystyles
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:29am UTC
    If a star fell every time i thought of you,
    the sky would be empty.
    
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17. cashu28
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:35am UTC
    Lamest pick up line:
    Your so hot, if you were a steak youd be well done.
    
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18. acannistraaax3
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    me: knock knock
    him: who's there?
    me: I should like
    him: i should like who?
    me: me
    <3
    
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19. Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:34am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Kiss Me If I'm Wrong But,
    » dinosaurs still exist right? «
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    nmq
    
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