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mcburns

Winter_Rose
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March 28, 2014 8:26pm UTC
So in my photo class we have a exchange student and this happened:
Him: i like the color torquais
This girl: You mean turquoise?
Him: I can say things wrong I'm foregin it's cute
everyone starts to laugh >..<
This made my day berry much ^.^

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Morgan*
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March 28, 2014 4:35pm UTC
Sometimes I want to post a quote, and then I realize that only my friend and I know what I'm talking about.

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_Jannette
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December 23, 2013 10:05am UTC
…Wow okay...
I'm going to try to be as quiet as I can
*TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE*
Jannette's Format

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Lethal*
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December 23, 2013 10:14am UTC
A squeak on the stairs
could santa be here?
Better pull off my blankets and open my ears.
Hop out of bed and pull on my sock.
Ponytail my long curly locks.
As I walk down the stairs I hear giggles and jingles.
I turn around and run back up the stairs because I don't want to scare off santa and ruin the magic.
Format by Breeze

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