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factsandstuff
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January 18, 2013 10:03pm UTC

WTF Fun Fact #101
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown
that people with more birthdays live longer.
lol
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伤*
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January 19, 2013 3:01pm UTC

It's disgusting that someone can actually
tell another human being to kill themselves

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sammy*
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January 18, 2013 11:26pm UTC

W H E N S I L E N C E B E T W E E N T W O P E O P L E I S C O N F O R T A B L E
you know you have found love.

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 19, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Do you ever think
about how weird reading is?
Our eyes are able to scan these different symbols
and construct the scenarios and concepts,
they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions
and make us cry and laugh.
Wow reading is weird

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sammy*
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January 18, 2013 10:58pm UTC

Do you ever wish you
had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?

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jimmy365
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January 19, 2013 12:10am UTC

the only thing i can turn on
is my computer to be
completely honest
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jimmy365
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January 19, 2013 12:39am UTC

I hate when i tell people about
my problems and they try to make it
into a frigging contest and
one up me like
congratulations you win at
being a jerk
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sammy*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 11:06pm UTC

someone seriously date me this isn't funny anymore.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 12:32am UTC

OMFG
I WAS JUST AT THE PARK AND SOME
LITTLE KIDS WERE PLAYING TAG
BUT THEY WERE SAYING
"SWAG, YOU'RE IT"
AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DONE
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wishicouldfindyou
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January 18, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Totally Kyle: This one time I was lying in bed
Totally Kyle: And a spider was hanging above my head
Totally Kyle: And I was like "AHH SPIDER!"
Totally Kyle: And the spider was like "AHH KYLE!"

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polinaagoldberg*
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January 18, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Website: Please verify that you are human
Me: Damnit. You got me, I'm a vacuum cleaner

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Hale_Storm18
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January 18, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp, metal instruments*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss

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Hale_Storm18
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January 18, 2013 10:31pm UTC

People who say, "Is it because I'm black?"
10%: Black people
90%: White people

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