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  1. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    First Day of School:
    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
    Middle of March:
    1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

  2. YaMum YaMum
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Did anyone else pee themselves
    when the mutation jumped out at Peeta?

  3. angelieslee angelieslee
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Hater: F*ck one direction!
    me: I'm trying bro

  4. Jessica32 Jessica32
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:41am UTC
    fave And i'll blow up ur notifications
    I'll do them all I promise:)
    II'lll dot

  5. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Gale:You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
    Katniss:Oh no.
    Gale:Goin off about some cake that he burnt
    Gale:cus' he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
    Katniss:Gale stop.
    Gale:I'm in the woods it's a typical sunday afternoon
    Gale:I'm hunting the kind of squirrels that he doesn't like
    Gale:He'll never be able to hunt like I do
    Gale:CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
    Gale:I MAKE SNARESS
    Gale:HE EATS CUPCAKES
    Gale:AND I HUNT BEARSS
    Katniss:Gale just stop
    nmq/nmf

  6. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Wow, Nearly went to jail today.
    Those monopoly games are intense.

  7. Amzybabe98 Amzybabe98
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    99% of guys are cute
    the other 1% go to my school

  8. maemay11 maemay11
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    fav if you remember
    thats so raven
    cory in the house
    kim possible
    lizzie maguire
    boy meets world
    stuck in the suberbs
    double team
    qunits
    suit life of zach and cody
    back street boys
    insync
    when brittany spears was cool
    when miley cyrus was 12
    comment if i missed any thing :)
    -meg

  9. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Slide to the left <(0_0<)
    Slide to the right (>0_0)>
    Criss-Cross (>0_0<) <(0_0)>
    Cha-cha real smooth (^-_->)
    n m q

  10. gopink609 gopink609
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Music is my Drug,
    Youtube is my Dealer.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. InvisibleMe7 InvisibleMe7
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    I do a lot of things before I go to sleep.
    I play scenes in my head.
    I practice things I want to say.
    I have endless "What If's".
    I make plans for the next day.
    I think of all the people I miss.
    I think of all the ones I hate.
    I ask myself a lot of questions.
    I think of him. a lot.
    nmf.

  12. stephaleph13 stephaleph13
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    IF YOU WERE A TRANSFORMER
    you would be Optimus fine;)

  13. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Perry The Platypus & Squidward are voiced by the same person.
    Mind = Blown.

  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    just because i have my headphones in
    does not mean i'm deaf.

  15. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC
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    Lol at girls who complain about their boyfriends playing video games. Shut up and grab a controller.

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  16. dancingismylife213 dancingismylife213
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Hunger Games<3
    3 .23. 12
    #of victors from district 12 # of districts in panema
    #of tributes that die each year in the hunger games
    MIND BLOWN
    nmq

  17. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. SydZeSquid SydZeSquid
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:26am UTC
    I'm not weird.
    I'm limited edition.

  20. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 10:26am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're saying goodbye on the phone and you realize they already hung up.

:)

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