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  1. Bubblesandkisses Bubblesandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Never break a sweat for the other guys
    When you come around, I get paralyzed
    And every time I try to be myself
    It comes out wrong like a cry for help
    It's just not fair
    Brings more trouble than love is worth
    I gasp for air
    It feels so good, but you know it hurts.
    But you make me wanna act like a girl
    Paint my nails and wear perfume
    For you, make me so nervous that I just can’t hold your hand
    You make me glow, but I cover up
    Won’t let it show so I’m
    Puttin’ my defences up
    'Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
    If I ever did that
    I think I’d have a heart attack

  2. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Today someone said they wanted to kill themselves.
    A person's reply was cool.
    COOL.
    No! Not "COOL"
    Don't people realize that they are killing people?!
    *sorry needed to vent

  3. MLIA_quotesxx MLIA_quotesxx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    Today, I went to Ikea with my parents.
    While we where in the warehouse, my dad said, "get on the trolley and hold the handles." He proceeded to push me down the warehouse — I'm a 12-year-old girl. Then I saw a little girl try to do the same thing, but her parents shouted at her to get off. I feel privileged to have a cool parent. MLIA.

  4. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Society: Can I ask you something?
    Me: Uh...sure.
    Society: Why do you were those clothes?
    Me: ...
    Society: And you hair is all weird looking.
    Me: ...
    Society: And your nose is kind of big.
    Me : ...
    Society: And, seriously, let your eyes pick a permanent color.
    Me: ...
    Society: And you look kind of anorexic.
    Me: ...
    Society: And...
    Me: SHUT THE HECK UP! ALL YOU DO IS JUDGE!

  5. PurplePenguins PurplePenguins
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    If you're skinny, you're anorexic
    If you're thick, you're obese
    If you're a virgin, you're too good
    If you're not a virgin, you're too easy
    If you smoke you're trashy
    If oh don't smoke, you're not cool
    If you have small b00bs you're flat
    If you have big b00bs, you're a wh//re
    If you have good grades, you're a nerd
    If you have bad grades, you're dumb
    If you're friendly, you're fake
    If you're quiet, you're rude
    Society is never pleased

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