If you're skinny, you're anorexic
If you're thick, you're obese
If you're a virgin, you're too good
If you're not a virgin, you're too easy
If you smoke you're trashy
If oh don't smoke, you're not cool
If you have small b00bs you're flat
If you have big b00bs, you're a wh//re
If you have good grades, you're a nerd
If you have bad grades, you're dumb
If you're friendly, you're fake
If you're quiet, you're rude
Society is never pleased