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  1. CarrLoveForeverYoung CarrLoveForeverYoung
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    me: *gets bored and starts putting on makeup, getting dressed and doing hair*
    dad: is cute little caroline going out with her friends?
    me: lol. you think i have a life. that's cute.

  2. hithereimmaria hithereimmaria
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    We'll be better off somehow, someday.

  3. papersmiles papersmiles
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    If you want to leave, you can.
    I'll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves.

  4. niicooleexx13 niicooleexx13
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    The first 12 months they want us to situp and speak....
    the next 10 years is sit down. and shutup.
    am i right?
    & apparently we're
    always wrong? -,-

  5. Jordy08 Jordy08
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Am I the only girl who hates it when other girls call me "honey"

  6. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    I love summer, because for 2 months, I get to escape.
    Escape the pressure, expectations, names, bullies, judgements, dirty looks.
    For 2 months, I get to be free. I get to leave my chains behind.
    I get to breathe

  7. OrangeYellow97 OrangeYellow97
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    No Matter
    What I Do
    i still cant get over you♥

  8. gbrooke26 gbrooke26
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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    The amount of work
    a messy bun actually takes.
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  9. mdrummx3 mdrummx3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    So your definition of forever
    was until you found
    someone better?

  10. iluvblondie23 iluvblondie23
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I told my mom what Witty is, and she doesn't think it's safe. Fav if you think it's safe.

  11. LetsGetReal LetsGetReal
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I feel like I'm waiting for something that isn't going to happen.

  12. maiimackenzie maiimackenzie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    i'm starting to get addicted to this kind of sadness..

  13. krenzieniex3 krenzieniex3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:45am UTC
    * * * * * * * ** ** *
    Your phone
    constantly going off
    the day that schedules
    because everyone is trying to figure out who is in they're classes.
    * * * * * * * * * *
    format credit to Sandrasaurus

  14. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:43am UTC
    I dye my hair too often.

  15. haymaylove haymaylove
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 10:17am UTC
    Lady Gaga:*wakes up**rolls in glue**falls down the stairs**hits head on lamp*"YAYY! A HAT! :D"*goes to butcher shop**falls into meat*"MEAT DRESS!! :D"i love lady gaga, so i'm not hatingdont jock, this is all mine(:

  16. aaron5 aaron5
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 9:33am UTC
    I'm taking a vote of who is better Lady Gaga or Eminem?
    Fave for Lady Gaga
    Comment for Eminem
    thanks

  17. dancer1035 dancer1035
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    why does that one girl in your grade
    always get made fun of because
    of her clothes?
    and lady gaga dresses way weirder
    than this girl will ever dress.
    why?
    because lady gaga can sing?

  18. GagaMonster GagaMonster
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Kids say the cutest things! <3
    My little cousin: What does you necklace say?
    Me: It says Lady Gaga.
    My little cousin: Oh! Lady Gaga is going to marry Justin Bieber!
    Me: Bursts out in laughter

  19. happinessthekeytolife happinessthekeytolife
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 12:36am UTC
    today i was watching lady gaga on tv and my grandma turns to me and says,
    "You know, lady gaga is very sexy. if i was 40 years younger and a lesbian i would go for it."
    thank you grammy for making my day !

  20. JuiCYy_x0_baBii JuiCYy_x0_baBii
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    ok so!
    i went to the
    Lady GaGa
    concert yesterday!
    so i was just wondering,
    how many
    Lady GaGa
    fans are out there on witty?
    comeon, comment/fave this quote
    or! just comment in my profile;D

:)

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