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azncutiepie
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 8:51pm UTC

So you're the B*tch
That told the B*tch
That I'm a B*tch
Well listen B*tch
It takes a B*tch
To know a B*tch
B*TCH

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Preciousx33
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 9:11pm UTC

That rebecca black moment when you dont know where to sit on the bus ._.
Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

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mol*
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May 31, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Belly tops,
Flipflops,
Lemonade,
In the shade,
Blue skies,
Hot guys,
Late nights,
Water fights,
Ice screams,
Sweetdreams,
Bathing Suits,
Shooting hoops,
Party time,
Schools out,
Sleeping in,
Sneaking out,
thats what summer's all about♥

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nicoleypoleyoley
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April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I hated my grandma
Oh so very much
She always tried to kiss me
Always tried to touch
One day I wanted to go out
Party hard, without a doubt
But grandma said I couldn't
Because something was very wrong
She got us reservations for a resturaunt
And bought me my favorite song
I yelled at her and called her names
Told her I was through with her games
Tears went down her wrinkled face
I hated her, what a disgrace!
She told me I could finally go
And she was sorry she didnt know
That friends where more important than
Another night with my grandma Lenn
I went to the party it was cool
I remembered what grandma said
No alcohol, so drink a red bull
But I disobeyed and drank instead
And she would never know
She's probobly in bed
The next morning I came home
But I couldn't find her in her room
I saw a note on her bed
I opened it and read with dread
"Alli, I'm sorry. I know I was a pain. I know you had to live with me for all these years and you couldn't stand it. Last night I was going to tell you I had cancer and they had to pull the plug because it was so bad this morning. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry. You can handle it. I don't know if you're relieved or sad, but just know I love you, I always have."
I threw down the note in tears
Regretting the hate
Regretting the beers
If I could go back I'd change it all
Always been nice, and answered her calls
But now I can't because she's gone
She left a card, and my favorite song
nothing left but a few bones
And the biggest regret
Is that I let her die alone
♥♥♥♥
always think about what you say, those could be your last words to someone
I wrote this. It did NOT happen to me. But these things happen all the time. Just thought I'd get the point across. Hope you liked it♥ nicoleypoleyoley

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC

what if this
planet was really just a reality tv show for other planets :0
mind=blown

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Armydaughter
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:40am UTC

That line of swear words
that goes through your head
when you stub your toe

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theresarose12
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BellaSwan14
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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