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  1. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 2:32am UTC
    é
    Admit it, you're not handicapped but you still go on the handicapped stalls in the restrooms.

  2. springbabyof96 springbabyof96
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 11:47am UTC
    i finally feel okay again(:

  3. carlymarie17 carlymarie17
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    *checks price tag*
    & sadly walk away...
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Why aren't you answering?
    Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
    Okay.
    Did you find it yet?
    No
    Okay, let me know when you do.
    /nmf

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:26pm UTC

    Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of.
    Y o u ' r e l i k e a u n i c o r n .
    format by jimmy365

  7. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  8. betterbutterfly14 betterbutterfly14
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Now: Come at me bro.
    1800's: Excell yourself foward at me brotheren.
    :)

  9. xxBiebers_Gurlxx xxBiebers_Gurlxx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    your mascara spreads & you look
    like youre a dying raccoon

    NMF

  10. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    What If
    I'm actually attractive, but hot guys just think I'm out of their league?

  11. cari2017 cari2017
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Circus
    Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Afro
    Circus Afro Circus Afro
    Polka Dot Polka Dot Polka Dot Afro

  12. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Friend:
    Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ ! 
     
    You:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up. 
     


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  14. Kat525 Kat525
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    I dont want to get bracesI've had enough pain in my lifeWhen will it ever end fave if you agree. Im getting my brace orange and blue.My BFF molly picked the colors


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  17. Camrynjp99 Camrynjp99
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Just wondering...
    If you say that you hate haters...are you considered a hater?
    0.o

  18. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    sigh

  19. morgan_19 morgan_19
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Friend: How do I find friends on facebook?
    Me: You have to have them first

  20. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 4:09pm UTC
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    This is my dinosaur, he's hungry. Wanna feed him?
    He eats Faves

:)

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