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kristabff
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March 7, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Shortest Horror Story:
Monday

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bunnylover43
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March 7, 2013 2:03pm UTC

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Romeo And Juliet
killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message

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laurenec
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March 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC

When is it okay to quote Pitch Perfect?
Aca-Always!

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bunnylover43
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March 7, 2013 2:42pm UTC

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I hate It when People say age
is just a number. Age is clearly a word.

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jimmy365
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March 5, 2013 3:24pm UTC

my nickname
in middle school was "who"
format jimmy365

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ilypizza
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February 16, 2013 8:17pm UTC

condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

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xx_sparkles_xx
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Next time someone
is being mean to you
look them dead in the eye
and say,
"you know, i would insult you back,
but mother nature has already
done such a fine job, I couldn't compete."
Now just let that speechless look on their face sink in.

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peacegirl270
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February 5, 2013 7:08pm UTC

If I had Morgan Freeman's voice, I would just sit
around talking to myself all day.
nmq/nmf

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abigaail
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:52pm UTC

My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay.... if my nails werent drying i swear to god...

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thel0velyfakesmile
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:58pm UTC

my science teacher threw sodium chloride at me today.
i reported her for a salt.

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23chars
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Sometimes, when I
say I'm fine, I really want someone to look me in the eyes and say
"Toby isn't really on the -A team."

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Loveforever713
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January 15, 2013 7:21pm UTC

"THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!"
"Not with that attitude..."

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Trust me,
when I woke up today, I had no plans on
being this sexy...
But hey,
It happens.
tumblr

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xxdream121
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December 26, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!”
These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.

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Verve__
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December 26, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Last name Ever, first name Greatest, Middle name Fail.

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xxdream121
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 8:20pm UTC

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
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December 26, 2012 7:43pm UTC

I'll be your Snow White in blue jeans, rocking a pair of cowboy boots and falling asleep in your arms; but only if you're my Prince Charming in Wranglers, driving a truck and waking up your princess with a kiss.♥
[mine]

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xbluexeyesx
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December 26, 2012 4:15pm UTC

sometimes i get frustrated because you can't put numbers in caps
14
am i screaming?
you'll never know

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