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alliethestalker
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:30pm UTC

What if you got a chance to
relive your whole life?

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:35am UTC

the awkward moment
when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale...

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:45am UTC

one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me:lets just makeout, yeah kissing. and be slutty. friends with benefits! i dont need a relationship
one third of me: screw everyone I hate people

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monsterbabay1785
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Does he watch your favorite movies?
Does he hold you when you cry?
Does he let you tell him all your favorite parts,
When you've seen it a million times?
Does he sing to all your music
While you dance in purple rain?
Does he do all these things..like I used to?

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bella5296
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:58pm UTC

They say you are what you eat.
That's funny...
I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
my friend has this as the screen saver on her phone. It made me laugh.

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JohnnyyM450
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 4:23pm UTC

There are no stupid questions,
Just stupid people.
Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

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UnSpokenMemories
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Like a good neighbor;
state farm is there!
With a top quote.
♥
NMF/NMQ

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:01am UTC

i made a long list
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
of people to run over when i get my driver's license.

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immaninja
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:20pm UTC

AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME ♥
WE COULD BE STARVING, WE COULD BE HOMELESS, WE COULD BE BROKE

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TakeOffYourColours
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:36pm UTC

// If I could fall into the sky, \\
----> do you think time would pass me by? <----
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you... If I could just hold you, tonight.

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itsnickipewpyo
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August 29, 2012 11:59pm UTC

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victoriarox101
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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chubbiexbubblez
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:50pm UTC

Hopelessly in Love♥

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:16pm UTC

Go ahead,do it.Ignore her; someone else, is begging for her attention.

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ lol who cares. im awesome
notmyformat

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 12:17pm UTC

shoulder
shoulder
shoulder
shoulder
♥♥♥

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
freakquotes.com

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freelance
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 10:18am UTC

NoBoDY seems To caRe,
unLess You'Re PreTTY oR DYinG

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