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glitter162*
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Here's an idea:
Hide babies everywhere in your house. When someone asks where babies come from, say "Where don't they come from?", and start opening all the cabinets.

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lexybaybay741
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 3:31pm UTC

So today in English, we got into groups.. We had to write a poem about forgiveness in the group.
We then had to read it to the class.
I was the only girl in my group
The guys made me read the poem..
I know you guys are probably like "big deal, you always have to read"
Well.. It is a big deal.. I suffer from all types of anxiety..
So when I had to read today, I turned beat red, started stuttering, and then i was being laughed at.
I ran out of the classroom as fast as i could crying my eyes out..
My best guy friend, Alec is in that class.
He chased after me and found me.
He said "Lexy, you're the most amazing girl in the world, why the heck are you letting them get to you"
I said "I am just an embarassment."
He said "Well do me a favor"
I said "sure what is it"
He got down on one knee
He then said "Do me a favor and be my embarassment at the Prom?"
I cried..
He said "Oh and be my girlfriend too..
I think I am the happiest girl in the world right now...

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*Death*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Tomorrow I will be 2 weeks cut free.
That might not sound like much.. but I haven't lasted more than 3 days in the past 4 months until now. For once, I'm proud of myself.

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BlackButterflies
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April 20, 2013 3:58am UTC

I JUST ASKED THIS GIRL I'M FRIENDS WITH IF SHE WANTS TO GO SHOPPING/SEE A MOVIE WITH ME NEXT WEEK
I know that doesn't seem like a big deal, but I haven't initiated social contact with anyone in over four years (aka since I was TEN, and before I was ten I had no friends to hang out with in the first place.) because I was so scared of being rejected/humiliated.
I AM SO PROUD OF MY SELF
IN YOUR FACE, SOCIAL ANXIETY

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confessionsofadangerousmind
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Today, I'm a whole entire year of being cut free.
I'm so proud of myself.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:30pm UTC

You aren't a "Dad" you're a donor.
Don't get it confused,
any guy can make a baby,
it takes a special guy to raise one

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

this one time
in sixth grade i was waiting for
my bus because it was
late and this girl was
cleaning out her locker and a
teacher was helping her and
all of the sudden the teacher started
screaming and the girl started
crying and all i heard was “
YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I would be
an awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

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spence*
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:52am UTC

I Admit that I find it cute when boys:
- Make weird faces.
- Say "aww"
- Ask how was your day.
- Don't care about their appearance.
- Dance ridiculously.
- Get frustrated.
- Laugh.
- Sing to you.
- Bite their lower lip.
- Make that sexy half smirk.
- Have proper grammar.
- Are funny.
- Tease you a little.

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ThatLostGirl*
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Wallflower
Wall-flow-er
[wawl-flou-er]
1. A person who because of shyness, unpopularity, or lack of a partner, remains at the side at a party or dance
2. Any person that remains on or has been forced to the sidelines of any activity
"He's a wallflower... You see thing. You keep quiet about them and you understand."

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.joyriding.*

posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Once, just before PE, everyone was waiting outside the changing rooms waiting for the door to be unlocked. The closer I got, I noticed everyone was huddled around this one guy. I of course asked what the fuss was. The reply was "Smell him, he smells AMAZING." and I did and he smelled really good. That poor guy was just kinda left standing there with a group of half a dozen girls smelling him.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:07pm UTC

make
shorter quotes im
too lazy to read
format jimmy365

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Raynniee

posted a quote
February 25, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Every time;
I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.

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