gabbbyyyyyx posted a quote
July 11, 2011 9:58pm UTC
Want to bang tonight? I meant hang. Duck auto- cucumber. God donut. How the duck do I turn this off? It's painful to watch you struggle man. -smartphowned not my format
xPhantasyx posted a quote
July 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC
Him Jul 20, 2011 11:00 pm Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven. Yeah, I busted my lip when I fell so I'm thinking you're gonna have to kiss it and make it better ;) Anything for you angel :)
Auto-correct Fails #7 Girlfriend: wanna come over? we can bang until my dad comes home, then you gotta leave. Boyfriend: sure;D Girlfriend: HANG. I meant hang. Boyfriend: autocorrect just killed my joy.
FunnyTexts posted a quote
July 6, 2011 10:29pm UTC
Funny Texts #5 Mom: Hey hun, what does this mean? ( . )( . ) Son: In what context.. Mom: I'm in love with your ( . ) ( . ) Son: Uh. Eyes mom, dad loves your eyes. Mom: Awe that's cute. Thank you=D Son: Be sure to tell him you love his 8====D smile.