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  1. pelise21 pelise21
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Apple wanted to make an
    iTouch for kids, but they
    canceled the idea because
    it was called iTouch Kids
    Fave if you get it(:

  2. lapepe lapepe
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Birthmarks-
    Are where you where
    Killed in
    Your other life.

  3. gabbbyyyyyx gabbbyyyyyx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    Want to bang tonight?
    I meant hang. Duck auto-
    cucumber.
    God donut.
    How the duck do I turn this off?
    It's painful to watch you struggle man.
    -smartphowned
    not my format

  4. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    the urge to write:
    " n o o n e g i v e s a s h i t . "
    on someone's status.

    nmq/format credit: raachelx259

  5. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Hey.
    Hey.
    You up?
    No, I taught myself to text in my sleep.
    format credit: ohhshanappp

  6. xPhantasyx xPhantasyx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Him Jul 20, 2011 11:00 pm
    Did it hurt?
    Did what hurt?
    When you fell from heaven.
    Yeah, I busted my lip when I fell so I'm thinking you're gonna have to kiss it and make it better ;)
    Anything for you angel :)

  7. kristiXmorrison kristiXmorrison
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    no smile is more beautiful than
    One that has been through tears,pain,heartbreak and still decides to show
    [♥]
    nmq

  8. Madddyiscool9 Madddyiscool9
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    You, sir, deserve
    //// a hand job \\\\
    from
    EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.♥
    Nmq.

  9. Wonderful Wonderful
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    July 11, 2011 7:48pm UTC
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  10. Lainie Lainie
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    July 11, 2011 4:31pm UTC
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  11. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  12. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
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    July 6, 2011 1:49pm UTC
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  13. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    Funny Texts #1
    Friend: Dude you left your phone at my house
    .......
    Hello?
    You there?
    WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!?!
    Oh wait...

  14. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
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    July 6, 2011 1:59pm UTC
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  15. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Auto-correct Fails #7
    Girlfriend: wanna come over? we can bang until my dad comes home, then you gotta leave.
    Boyfriend: sure;D
    Girlfriend: HANG. I meant hang.
    Boyfriend: autocorrect just killed my joy.

  16. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
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    July 6, 2011 2:09pm UTC
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  17. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
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    July 6, 2011 2:14pm UTC
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  18. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
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    July 6, 2011 10:36pm UTC
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  19. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
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    July 7, 2011 3:01pm UTC
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  20. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    Funny Texts #5
    Mom: Hey hun, what does this mean? ( . )( . )
    Son: In what context..
    Mom: I'm in love with your ( . ) ( . )
    Son: Uh. Eyes mom, dad loves your eyes.
    Mom: Awe that's cute. Thank you=D
    Son: Be sure to tell him you love his 8====D smile.

:)

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