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  1. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  2. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  3. Biawzz Biawzz
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 11:50am UTC
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
    Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

  4. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 9:09pm UTC
    I don' t know about you,
    but if I had a small m i n i wheat
    on my s h o l d e r
    talking to me a l l d a y
    there is NO WAY I 'd be focased :)

  5. Hemi_Demi_Semi_Quaver Hemi_Demi_Semi_Quaver
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    Teacher: Go into pairs.
    "Can we Be a three?"

  6. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 12:28pm UTC
    69
    is my locker number :D
    [click the ♥ if you agree that that
    is the best locker number ever xD]

  7. LittleMonster_ LittleMonster_
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    In your bed:
    it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
    At school:
    it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.

  8. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. SpoonFullOfSugar SpoonFullOfSugar
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 12:59pm UTC
    You've got to take the good with the bad,
    S M I L E W I T H T H E S A D .
    Love what you've got and remember what you had.
    Always forgive but never forget.
    Learn from your mistakes but never regret.
    People change, and things go wrong.
    JUST REMEMBER LIFE GOES ON.
    ~Dr. Seuss♥

  10. whipmyhair whipmyhair
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 12:57am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  11. whipmyhair whipmyhair
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 1:12am UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  12. OnYourSide OnYourSide
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 1:41am UTC
    Sometimes seeing is believing, but
    sometimes the most real things
    are the things we can't see

    - the polar express:)

  13. anonymouslover anonymouslover
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 7:44pm UTC
    YOU WILL NEVER GET OVER YOUR
    FIRST LOVE -------->
    it doesn't matter how many other guys you date.
    or how long it's been. you will never be over him.
    you might tell your friends he was a "mistake"
    because he broke your heart; but you don't mean it.
    to you he was one of the best things that ever happened.
    you'll try convincing yourself that you don't like him anymore
    and maybe you don't
    but there will always be some sort of feeling inside
    of you that cares about him more than anything.
    admit it; you'd take him back in a heartbeat.
    you get jealous of the girls he flirts with.
    you stay up wondering if he still feels what you do.
    and you won't forget him because he was the first.
    the first boy who stole your heart.
    the first one you trusted and believed loved you back.
    and all it takes is a simple memory of him
    for you to break down and cry and realize
    that you will never be over him.

  14. liesfromaliarrr_x3 liesfromaliarrr_x3
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    I won't tell you to go to hell...
    I'll tell you to go to Oz.
    Because you are in DESPERATE NEED of some
    courage,
    brains,
    and most definitely some
    HEART♥

  15. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 7:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

  17. figuresk8rxoxo figuresk8rxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    Don't you remember?
    I didn't walk away, you did.

  18. zjkoix3 zjkoix3
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    yesterdays gone,
    we gotta keep
    m o v i n g o n .

  19. Nkillax0 Nkillax0
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 10:49pm UTC
    ♥I'm trying to keep it TOGETHER,
    but I'm falling a p a r t '

  20. xxmissingyouxx xxmissingyouxx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 11:19pm UTC
    dear tummy, sorry for all the butterflies
    dear pillow, sorry for all the tears,
    dear heart, sorry for all the damage.
    dear brain, you were right.

:)

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