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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. powderpuffer powderpuffer
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 9:31pm UTC
    & Who Else
    Learned that the tip of your shoelace is called an Aglet thanks to Phineas & Ferb?
    -powderpuffer

  3. hartleysoccer3 hartleysoccer3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 10:02pm UTC
    Why is it that i have to climb
    1000 mountains to get to you
    and all you have to do is smile to [ get to me? ]

  4. omgXOXOcutie omgXOXOcutie
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 10:05pm UTC
    Today my gay best friend admitted that he liked
    me and wanted to go out. I'm a girl, I
    turned a gay guy straight.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com
    color is all me.
    no jocking.

  5. Jellybean6782 Jellybean6782
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    *Happiness*
    often sneaks in;;
    through a door
    you didn't know
    you left
    [[o..p..e..n..]]
    --John Barrymore

  6. chachax3 chachax3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 11:48pm UTC
    I may make Springtime
    Ten Times Prettier
    But you make Summertime
    Ten Times Hotter

  7. camelle2 camelle2
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 12:50am UTC
    guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
    girl: how much
    guy: enough to break the ice.
    girl: wow could that be any more cheesy
    guy: so back to your place or mine?
    girl: both, you go to yours, I'll go to mine.
    guy: how do you like your eggs in the morning
    girl: UNFERTILIZED!
    mine :]

  8. i8thelastcookie i8thelastcookie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 1:03am UTC
    Here's to the future,
    because I'm done with the past.

  9. michaelaxxlovesyou michaelaxxlovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 12:17pm UTC
    You wanna run your mouth?
    you better find something new to say
    cause kid i've heard it all ...
    b e f o r e .
    cobra staarship *

  10. Bostonplaya617 Bostonplaya617
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    [(The reason why 11:11 doesnt come true)]
    is because
    somewhere else in the world it isnt 11:11
    *ever thought thought of that?*

  11. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 10:17am UTC
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  12. Ozzy_ Ozzy_
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 12:23pm UTC
    &&The guy who discovered milk...
    what was he doing with the cow??

  13. krazy4twilight krazy4twilight
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    Never give up on
    someone you can't
    go a day without
    thinking about

  14. doubletroubllllle015 doubletroubllllle015
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 8:03pm UTC
    It's 4:03
    and I can't sleep without
    you next to me I
    toss and turn like the sea <3
    shinedown
    if you only knew

  15. xXkatieXx xXkatieXx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 11:23am UTC
    who else knows someone
    who is really skinny
    but eats a TON of food?


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. NicoleLovesYou NicoleLovesYou
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 5:20am UTC
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  18. xSara3 xSara3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 3:43pm UTC
    it's getting harder to believe in
    anything

  19. cammeron cammeron
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 7:47pm UTC
    Scraps from torn paper hearts;;
    s c a t t e r e d a l l o v e r t h e f l o o r .

  20. kristiXmorrison kristiXmorrison
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 10:41pm UTC
    &+ I hate it when
    You are home alone,
    creeped out,
    thinking someone is watching you,
    &&
    You're phone rings.
    c'mon i know im not the only one
    click the heart

:)

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