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  1. bluesongs bluesongs
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Mom: honey where is my broom?
    Dad: why?going some where?
    fave if you love your parents
    nmf

  2. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Restarting your favorite song,
    because you missed your favorite line.

  3. within7lives within7lives
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    An Ugly personality ruins
    a pretty face.
    fave if you thought of a b*tch you know.

  4. Jubzy42 Jubzy42
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    that pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think
    damn.
    that kids going to be really hot when he gets older.

  5. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    someday he's going to look me
    in the eyes and say, "thank you for not giving up on me." ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    just saw a facebook status;
    "who cares that steve jobs is dead?! what has he ever done for me?!"
    - Via FaceBook for iPhone
    LMFAO.

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    & who else.
    still uses their hands,
    to see which way is left or right?

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    those annoying people;
    who constantly ask
    questions during a movie.

  10. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:07pm UTC
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  11. xxsammy02xx xxsammy02xx
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Who else...
    Is scared that they will be a 40 year old virgin living in a house full of cats?

  12. ok* ok*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 5:01pm UTC
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  13. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Just watch my wildest dreams come true,
    not one of them involving you. ♥

  14. captivated captivated
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:06pm UTC
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  15. roseisamazing5 roseisamazing5 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    7 Biggest Lies.
    1.) I'm fine
    2.) That was my last piece of gm
    3.) I'll call you back
    4.) I'm on my way
    5.) I never got that text
    6.) I have read and agreed to terms & conditions.
    7.) If you fave this I will write something on your profile.

  16. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Biggest lie a celebrity says:
    "I would date a fan."
    *cough, bullshit, cough*

  17. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Witty. ♥

  18. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    When is the best time to tell someone you love them?
    Before someone else does.

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    you didn't love her,
    because you don't destroy the person you love.♥

  20. smile_cause_your_beautiful smile_cause_your_beautiful
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    I'm doing a poll for
    my journalism class
    my topic is
    E m i n e m
    fave if you like him
    comment if you don't
    thanks! (:
    nmf

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