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  1. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 3:44pm UTC
    * Population of School *
    53% - People I want to smack over the head with a shovel and chuck into a container ship filled with baboons on the way to Africa
    9% - Sheeps
    13% - Freaks
    6% - Emotionally unstable
    7% - Drama queens
    9% - Bullshit artists
    3% - People I can tolerate
    *mine*

  2. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    Maybe that's what love is ..
    not hating someone when you have every reason to.

  3. KissmeintheRainx0 KissmeintheRainx0
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 8:54pm UTC
    hi. i'm a boy. here's how it goes;
    i'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you.
    i'll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you.
    then i will lead you on so you fall for me.
    i'll make you happy for a night, but tomorrow i'll completely ignore you.
    you'll be the one i turn to when i need a friend, or a confidence boost.
    know what the best part is?
    you can't do anything about it, because you love me.
    and you don't want to loose me. ha.

  4. amyc22898 amyc22898
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    A little boy and his mommy are having a conversation. (the mom is pregnant.)
    Son: Mommy what’s in there?
    Mommy: a baby, your little sister!
    Son: do you love her?
    Mommy: yes, very much.
    Son: SO WHY’D YOU EAT HER?!?!?!?
    Hahahah ♥ if you found that hilarious :)

  5. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Stride Gum,
    Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I've tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
    Sincerely, Willy Wonka

  6. _Love_Drunk_ _Love_Drunk_
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    Boys Can Have Their Black Ops
    ;;Because;;
    *~Girls Have Their Witty~*

  7. alliee_xx alliee_xx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    and so what;;
    if you dont have chemicals in your hair?
    if you have a few tiny pimples on your face?
    ----
    if you dont cake on makeup?
    if your not extremely tan?
    ----
    if you dont have the best clothes in the school?
    if you dont have cleavage hanging out?
    if your not the skinniest person in the world?
    ----
    if you dont have a "donk"?
    if you dont have polish on your nails?
    if you dont have the cutest feet?
    ----
    so what?
    youre still beautiful.
    and someday, someone will love you
    \\\\\ _for who you are. ♥

  8. CaLLi CaLLi
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    ♥♥&this is to;;that one friend
    t h a t i s a l w a y s b y y o u r s i d e
    even when others
    a r e n ' t ♥ ♥

  9. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    When I'm with him...
    [everything just feels right]
    and for the first time in a while
    my smile isn't fake ♥
    format by newport_girl_7

  10. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    Dear High School Teachers,
    Thank you so much for all that homework. I was wondering what I was going to do for six hours tonight.
    Sincerely, Student.

  12. aleciiax3 aleciiax3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Dear Cellphone,
    Maybe if you didn't light up so many god damn times telling me
    you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly.
    Sincerely, Aggravated Teenage Girl

  13. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
    I hate you, & then I love you.
    it's like I want to throw
    you off a cliff, and then
    run to the bottom
    to catch you. ♥
    Without Thinking(:
    ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
    format credit to maryg181

  14. katttx3 katttx3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    TO-WRITE-LOVE
    ON-HER-ARMS*
    ISN'T JUST ABOUT SUICIDE PREVENTION AND
    AWARENESS. IT'S ABOUT SOOTHING THE HEARTS,
    MINDS, AND SOULS OF ALL THAT HAVE BEEN
    AFFECTED BY DEPRESSION, SUICIDE, AND SELF-
    INJURY. BRINGING PEACE OF MIND TO ALL
    THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST A FRIEND, FAMILY
    MEMBER OR LOVED ONE. GIVING THEM HOPE
    THAT MAYBE ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE, THEY CAN
    BETTER THE LIFE OF SOMEONE ELSE AND HELP THEM
    MAKE A HEALTHY DECISION. IT'S ABOUT GIVING
    THEM HOPE THAT ONE DAY, DEPRESSION AND
    SUICIDE CAN BE CURED, THAT IT WON'T BE SUCH A
    HARD THING TO TALK ABOUT. THAT PEOPLE CAN BE
    OPEN WITH THEIR FEELINGS AND NOT KEEP THEM
    INSIDE ALL BOTTLED UP. IT'S ABOUT SAVING THE LIFE
    OF SOMEONE AROUND YOU, WHETHER YOU KNOW
    THEM OR NOT. SO MANY PEOPLE LOSE THEIR LIVES
    TO SUICIDE AND DEPRESSION. THINK ABOUT IT;
    EVERY 40 SECONDS, SOMEONE COMMITS
    SUICIDE. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE LIFE OF EVERY
    PERSON ON THIS PLANET, BUT YOU CAN MAKE
    ONE LESS PERSON TAKE THEIR OWN LIFE.
    MAKE THIS WEEK WORTH IT.
    TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS.
    alllmine, no jocking*

  15. steppphhh steppphhh
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    i could've loved you all my life
    if you hadn't left me waiting
    in the cold♥

  16. ii_L0V3_you_x3 ii_L0V3_you_x3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    sorry i'm not perfect.
    some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    but that's okay; imperfection is beautiful♥

  17. steppphhh steppphhh
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 3:09pm UTC
    i don't think i was in love with him.
    i think i was in love with the fact that i could actually be
    happy for once. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. crazyyx56 crazyyx56
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 7:05am UTC
    splashing water on your face
    like the Neutrogena commercials & failing♥

  20. MusicSavesLives MusicSavesLives
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 7:36pm UTC
    So, You Loved Me, Huh?
    So, You Love M
    Is Love; flirting with every other girl?
    Is Love; not trusting me?
    Is Love; lying about liking other girls?
    Is Love; breaking up with me through text message?
    So, You Loved Me... Huh?

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