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  1. hannahxx hannahxx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like breaking down?
    Do you ever feel out of place?
    Like somehow you just don't belong
    And no one understands you
    Do you ever wanna runaway?
    Do you lock yourself in your room?
    With the radio on turned up so loud
    That no one hears you screaming.
    welcome to my life

  2. booboo4 booboo4
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:35am UTC
    Who else doesn't understand chuck norris jokes?

  3. scballetgirl19 scballetgirl19
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 11:23am UTC
    **Pulling up your blanket and accidently punching yourself in the face**

  4. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    going in the pool:
    ready,we'll jump in together on
    1,2,3
    both of you run up to the pool
    then watching your friend jump in alone.
    we all do it.

  5. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    Why is there a show called "When Animals
    Attack"? It should be called "When Stupid
    People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

  6. Deziree Deziree happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    llllll Did anyone else,
    use to think that the moon was following them? llllll

  7. MusicLover4 MusicLover4
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    ''We can still be friends'' is like sayng, ''the dog died but we can keep it''.

  8. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Drink bleach,
    It's good for you I promise.
    nmf/credit to zebraalover


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Mom, it's Easter,
    I'm having candy for breakfast.

  11. kleo_x kleo_x
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 5:11am UTC
    Mom:COME HERE !
    Me:No
    Mom:1....
    Me:ahhaha counting wont work
    Mom:2...
    Me:Holy crap im coming ,im coming
    LOOOL

  12. AshleyWitty AshleyWitty
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:48am UTC
    I wasnt ignoring you
    I had to walk my turtle

  13. TayJ971 TayJ971
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 4:14am UTC
    I got a jar of dirt
    I got a jar of dirt
    I got a jar of dirt
    And guess whats
    Inside it??
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. cupcakecutie cupcakecutie
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 4:21am UTC
    WHO ELSE WANTS A PILLOW PET???


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. AlyB AlyB
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    My internet went down yesterday.
    I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill.
    How irresponsible.

  18. boo1255 boo1255
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    i hate adverts for periods.
    Is it humanly possible to have a 'happy period'?

  19. daniellabarnard123x daniellabarnard123x
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    break up are hard but boys are twats so move on !! xxx <3

  20. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    What to do in an exam if you're bored and are going to fail anyway
    #6
    15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
    NMF/NMQ found list on google:)

:)

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