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  1. britt6 britt6
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 6:59pm UTC
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  2. Tw1LiGhT_bAby Tw1LiGhT_bAby
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    The boys say,
    bros before hoes.
    But i prefer,
    chicks before dicks.
    ^^creedit to my lilspazz0101<333

  3. elle8434 elle8434
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 5:56pm UTC
    I hate it
    when people say
    JK
    and then i answer
    LMNOP
    and they look at me
    like they are
    clueless.
    dont they know
    that after
    JK
    comes
    LMNOP??

  4. universityofpink97 universityofpink97
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 9:34pm UTC
    it was 11:11
    and instead of wishing for a pony
    i wished for you
    and now that i have you
    let me tell ya
    i should have gotten the pony


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  8. Strager573 Strager573
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2009 11:59pm UTC
    Reason Not To Be Sorry #01
    why are you sorry for that?
    that's like going up to an obese
    kid and saying
    " I'm sorry your mom gave you candy instead of love"

  9. disappearing_taco disappearing_taco
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 12:34am UTC
    &+ I'm the type of girl
    Who tries to open a can of soda with her teeth
    only to have it spray back into her face
    and then starts laughing about
    ---------->how much of an idiot she is.
    Just happend XD

  10. disappearing_taco disappearing_taco
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 12:43am UTC
    Kyo: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
    Yuki: I'm sorry.
    Kyo: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
    Yuki: Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
    Kyo: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
    Yuki: We ARE outside, you stupid cat.
    Fruits Basket

  11. disappearing_taco disappearing_taco
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 12:50am UTC
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  12. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 6:55am UTC
    hate is a strong word
    .......thats why i used it <3

  13. XoSexxayquotes01 XoSexxayquotes01
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 6:59am UTC
    Got A Problem With Me? Solve it.
    Think I'm Trippin? Tie my shoes. (:
    Can't Stand Me? Sit Back Down.
    Can't Face Me? Turn Around.


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  15. pink3 pink3
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 8:30am UTC
    boy: why do you even ware a bra it's not like you have anything up there anyway.
    girl: you ware pants dont you. :p
    not mine but its funny :D

  16. Alyssabbyy Alyssabbyy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 5:37pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Vilets are blue
    God made me beatiful
    What happened to you?

  17. omgshutup omgshutup
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 5:46pm UTC
    Things To Do When You're Incredibly Bored
    Throw a surprise party for yourself. Turn out all the lights, and then yell "SURPRISE!!". Act shocked
    Go to the grocery store in a bathrobe, slippers, and a towel around your head. Rubber ducky optional.
    Make up strange and deadly diseases with symptoms like skintone change that are highly contagious then lean and cough on people
    Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
    Speak a foreign language while shopping. Ask lots of questions and act frustrated when they can't understand you.
    Glue money to the sidewalk and watch people try to pick it up.
    Pay your bills in pennies.
    Write a short story in Alphabet soup.
    Call everyone in the phonebook and see how many friends you make.
    GO WILD

  18. PoLkAdOt PoLkAdOt
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 11:23am UTC
    Credit to sksx9, but I love this


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