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ariannna
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December 23, 2010 12:45pm UTC
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XxbubblygirlxX
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 5:23pm UTC
daughter-mommy,
mommy! i got 5$!
Mom-Well how did you
get that?
Daughter: Tommy said if i
show him
how i do my cartwheels
while he sits up in his tree
house he will give me 5$!
Mom-honey thats only
because he can look at
your underwear! Dont
take
anymore money from
him!
*Next Day!*
Daughter- Mommy,
mommy, i got 10$ from
tommy
*mom looks disapionted*
Daughter:But mommy, its
okay! i tricked tommy :) i
did
not wear my underwear
this time :)
*fav if you get it*

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be_my_escape
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 6:01pm UTC
Did you know?
Taylor Swift’s song:
Back to December is about Taylor Lautner
Dear John is about John Mayer
Innocent is about Kanye West
Last Kiss is about Joe Jonas
Better than Revenge is about Camilla Belle
Mine is about Cory Monteith (Finn from Glee)
Speak Now is about one of her friend’s relationship
The Story of Us is about Joe Jonas
Enchanted is about a guy she met in NY
Mean is about all the not-so-nice critics
Never Grow Up is about everyone in general

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xfsoccer42x
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 11:33am UTC
ABOUT A WEEK AGO...
some girl in my grade
| dumped | a | guy. |
A POPULAR* guy too.
He was absolutely
h e a r t b r o k e n.
-----> In art class,
someone mentioned*
{her name.}
__he broke down,__
and started crying.
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

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TessaNikirk
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 10:09pm UTC
secret.
i told him i knew he had some sort of feeling for me, he told me no.
i know he does, and even if he won't admit it i'm not going to stop trying.
even if his bestfriend is in love with me?

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erlele6969
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 2:27pm UTC
When a girl breaks up with a guy,
everyone laughs and moves on.
When a guy breaks up with a girl,
half the planet explodes.

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zachysgrls911
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 7:54pm UTC
♥
& today i log onto facebook...
It says he is in a relationship with her;;
my hands are shaking. i hope she dies.
♥
N O T M Y F O R M A T

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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 10:37pm UTC
FORGIVE? SOUNDS GOOD.
FORGET? NOT SURE I COULD.
♥

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Bestupid
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 12:12pm UTC
there are two reasons why people change;
first : they have learned a lot.
second : they've been hurt too much.♥

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mimi_x
posted a quote
November 9, 2010 9:37am UTC
Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon.
d e a r blank please blank

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FellHard4TheWrongGuy
posted a quote
November 9, 2010 7:26pm UTC
Let's Get This Straight For The Records_♥
.I was never in love with you.♥
I Was In Love With The Person I Thought You Were.
{♥}
-Credit To Madieee for Format:)

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ohxhello
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October 29, 2010 9:49pm UTC
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haunteddx
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 7:13am UTC
When a girl says, "I'm done,"
it really means, "fight for me."

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JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 7:52pm UTC
Her: “did you hear me and him are going out?”
Me: “yea, hah. He calls you baby doesn’t he?”
Her: “yeeep.(:”
Me: “and tells you he loves you?”
Her: “all the time.<3”
Me: “oh and I bet he texts you every morning
saying ‘good morning beautiful’ doesn’t he?”
Her: “yea haha…”
Me: “hahah. and he told you to send him a picture and when you did he said ‘you’re the most adorable girl ive ever seen.<3333”
Her: “yea…??”
Me: “OH and he sends the usual ‘goodnight baby, I love you so so much.<33’ text before he goes to sleep every night?”
Her: yea.. uhm. How did you know that?”
Me: “Cause he said those same exact things to me…"
♥ not mine

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gymchick007
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 3:59pm UTC
** * * * * * ** ***
I learned to live half a life
And now you want me one more time
And who do you think you are
Running 'round leaving scared
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are
* * * * * * ** **
credit for format to whoever

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SUMMERTiMEbaby
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
w h o d o y o u t h i n k y o u a r e ?
r u n n i n g a r o u n d l e a v i n g s c a r s ,
c o l l e c t i n g y o u r j a r o f h e a r t s .
& t e a r i n g l o v e a p a r t .
y o u ' r e g o n n a c a t c h a c o l d .
F R O M T H E I C E;
i n s i d e -------->
your soul
♥
.

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lyssaroo7
posted a quote
October 14, 2010 5:06pm UTC
✄ ------------- ♥
JUST CUT ALONG THE DOTTED LINE. IT'S WHAT
you do best.
tearing another heart,
in two little pieces;

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liveforthemoment
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 6:05pm UTC
Let's stop the hate in this world.
A 13 year old boy in Texas shot himself in the head after years
of bullying and torment for being gay. Seth Walsh, also 13, hung
himself from a backyard tree. Tyler Clementi, 18 and a freshmen
at Rutgers, jumped off the GW Bridge after his roommate broadcast
a video of him.. with another guy.
Today, I STAND UP TO THOSE BULLIES, in their honor.
If you care to stand up with me,
please favorite this.

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xoxojana
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 9:52am UTC
♥
10/10/10 at 10:10 P.M the greatest wish on earth will be said and lets all hope it comes true.. most of us are wishig for him.. right?
♥
not my format. quote is all mine.

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rosieisodd
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 5:24pm UTC
ƒuck
teenage
years.
ƒuck anyone who's ever stabbed you in the back.
ƒuck all the times that you thought you meant more to someone than you actually did.
ƒuck falling for someone only to have them crush you.
ƒuck teachers and their high expectations for you.
ƒuck parents who think they know what's best.
ƒuck anyone who has ever tried to tell you what to do.
ƒuck anything that's ever came in your way of happiness.
ƒuck being human, making mistakes, & feeling emotions.
excuse my french? (:

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