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  1. Guinevere Rose* Guinevere Rose*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    L i k e T h i s
    If your over 13,
    and you sometimes
    still watch
    Spongebob.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. Izzy10bella Izzy10bella
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    ioo faves in 6o minutes,
    if your against cancer. ♥

  3. ladybugfan123 ladybugfan123
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    That long sarcastic laugh
    you make before you say no.

  4. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  7. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  8. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    hey there delilah,
    what's it like in new york city? i'm a
    thousand miles away, but girl tonight
    you look so pretty, yes you do. times
    square can't shine as bright as you. i
    swear it's true. hey there delilah don't
    you worry about the distance, i'm right
    there if you get lonely give this song
    another listen, close your eyes. listen
    to my voice, it's my disguise. i'm by
    your side. oh, it's what you do to me.
    oh, it's what you do to me. oh it's what
    you do to me. oh it's what you do to me.
    what you do to me.

  9. NoApologies NoApologies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    i was about to go
    when the light turned green, but
    >> my grandpa told me to stop <<
    i slammed on the brakes as a huge
    semi blew through the red light
    {it would have hit me, had i gone}
    I HAD TO PULL OVER
    >> because i was crying so much <<
    WHY?
    //because i was alone in the car
    my grandpa passed away last august♥
    ♥six♥billion♥secrets♥

  10. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  11. wanna_be_beautiful wanna_be_beautiful
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    heros dont wear capesthey wear dog tags ♥support our troops <3

  12. sugartooth sugartooth
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Fake Boobs (+)(+) Perfect Boobs (o)(o) Perky Boobs (*)(*) Cold Boobs (^)(^) Big Boobs ( o )( o ) Small Boobs (.)(.) Saggy Boobs \./\./ Breast Cancer Awareness ღ
    NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF. NMF.

  13. E* E*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:02am UTC

    The item to your left is how you died in a previous life.
    Comment and tell what it is.
    :)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. hhaannaahhm7 hhaannaahhm7
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Dear Mom,
    how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell,
    "WHAT!?"
    when you scream my name?
    sincerely,
    confused child

  15. mickeymouserocks mickeymouserocks
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    -aids -Animal cruilty
    -Soldier support - eating disorders
    -Lyme disease-gay/teen awareness
    -Breast cancer -9/11 mourners
    -Diabetes awarness
    Why not support them all?

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Mom, dad, don't worry.
    EVERYONE failed that test.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    -
    you can do it, Mom ♥

  18. grumpybrat20 grumpybrat20
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 9:19pm UTC
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    Breast Cancer Awareness Month
    not mine

  19. Vickie4555 Vickie4555
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    When your at the store and your parents ask you to stay in line while they go get one more thing.
    Your'e almost to the front and you start freaking out because their not back.
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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