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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    If a boy texts you during COD, he loves you...
    LOL jk, he just died.
    nmf

  4. Laina Laina
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I just broke up with my boyfriend of 4 months
    Here's the story:
    We started going out and after a while I wanted to break up with
    him, every time I tried to, he threatened to Kill himself. I didn't
    want him to do that. I kept saying I wanted to break up but he would
    threaten me every time. But one day, his friend told me "I asked why
    he said he would Kill himself, he said he wouldn't. He just wants to
    bang you before you break up ". I was shocked
    So the next day, I told him I wanted to break up again. Once again he
    said, "If you do I'll Kill himself." I smiled sweetly and said, "I'll go
    Get the knife !"
    His Face =
    Priceless♥
    I made this story up, no jocking :3

  5. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 2:14pm UTC
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    Maybe if I look down at my paper and pretend I'm in deep thought;
    you won't call on me.
    not my format ♥.

  6. kkcsda20 kkcsda20
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    Don' t♥
    tell me i deserve better. because i don't want better, i.want. h i m♥
    nmf. my quote.

  7. pcelovekap pcelovekap
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Me : Dad, I want to go to a 50 cent concert.Dad: Here is one dollar. Take your sister too.
    nmf

  8. maybenotxo maybenotxo
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    you know what the best thing in my life is?
    the first word of this sentence..

  9. xojordanox xojordanox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    What's on your mind?
    Decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire!
    Share


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  11. iCarlyQuotations iCarlyQuotations
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    iCarly Quotes #1
    freddie: you see anything?
    carly: just trees.. and some brushes.. and two squirrels wrestling.
    freddie: carly?
    carly: yeah?
    freddie: they're not wrestling.
    carly: oh..

  12. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    i want to be the girl
    you take silly pictures in the photo booth with♥

  13. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    You are different;
    than any other boy [♥][♥][♥]
    You stole my heart from the moment we met
    You took my breath away with just
    (( ONE LOOK )).
    &When you smiled, I couldn't move //////////
    Your eyes sent a shiver down my spine
    And when you stared I could feel the butterflies
    &I LOVE YOU, BOY

  14. Bunny_Dee Bunny_Dee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    you sir,
    are very hot.
    therefore, you must
    sit next to me
    nmf

  15. _IfYouOnlyKnew_ _IfYouOnlyKnew_
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    I want a guy who
    C a l l s m e f o r n o r e a s o n
    Makes me laugh about the stupidest things
    > Calls me beautiful every day
    can talk ♥ for hours ♥ about ♥ literally ♥ anything
    Thinks i'm pretty in sweatpants and a t-shirt
    Will hold my hand when I'm scared _
    Is there for me when I'm sad
    T h i n k s a b o u t m e w h e n h e ' s g o i n g t o s l e e p///
    Texts me when he wakes up...
    [ * ~ Loves being around me even if we're doing absolutely nothing ~ * ]
    Hugs me tight
    Kisses me while I'm talking
    j o k e s a r o u n d , b u t k n o w s w h e n t o t a k e m e s e r i o u s
    Tells me what he really feels
    and if ♥ i'm happy ♥ it makes ♥ him happy ♥
    Most importantly
    [ * ~ I want that someone to be ~ * ]
    You

    mine, just re-posting

  16. emilycrowne emilycrowne
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    Never go back to an old love
    It's like reading a book over and over again,
    You know exactly how it ends♥

  17. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    So i'm invisible to you now?
    That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

  18. xlovedreamerx9 xlovedreamerx9
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    We're you born on a highway?
    Because that's where most accidents happen.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Do you ever have the moments
    where you just CAN'T stop laughing ?

  20. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Can I tell you something?
    Sure!
    Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
    Can I tell you something too? It only exsists when I'm with you..

:)

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