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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    "you know what they do to a handsome
    guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
    -21 jump street

  2. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    she was tired
    of always saving everyone else
    // when she couldn't even
    save herself.
    under inspirational, cause there is no "vent" ugh

  3. a_part_of_me a_part_of_me
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
    BOY: Yes, of course.
    GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
    BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
    GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
    BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
    GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
    BOY: Oh, okay.
    *Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
    GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
    *Answers phone.*
    GIRL: Hello?
    BOY: I love you

  4. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    I'm starting to become afraid of nighttime,
    Because it's when all my thoughts catch up with me & I just become so afraid of everything.
    And then before you know it I'm crying so hard I can't even breathe & I'm having some sort of an anxiety attack & I feel like I'm going to throw up & then just to stop me from thinking, I have to cut.
    I need to stop thinking.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
    I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

  7. sunnynicky sunnynicky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    My dentist told me once
    that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  9. TheTruthHurtsBitch TheTruthHurtsBitch
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    I need a
    witty
    bestfriend.♥

  10. gkimj17 gkimj17
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    who else loves country music?

  11. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    i think it should be
    a law that all teenage girls must watch the movie, Mean Girls, at least once.

  12. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  13. Converse143 Converse143
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:41am UTC
    Some people care to much, I think its called love<3
    -winnie the pooh-

  14. ADropInTheOceanxo ADropInTheOceanxo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:42am UTC
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  15. HeresToHoping97 HeresToHoping97
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:44am UTC
    All I want is to stop pretending that I'm okay. I want to be able to tell you how I really feel but
    I can't. I fake my smile and say I'm fine but the truth is I'm not.
    format ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

  16. jackie65 jackie65
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:44am UTC
    your clothes should be tight enough to show your a woman but loose enough to show your a lady
    ~Marilyn Monroe

    nmf

  17. kaylenmckenzie97 kaylenmckenzie97
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    The most ordinary things could be made extraordinary♥
    -the lucky one

  18. sophiafio sophiafio
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    I never want to change so much
    that people can't reconize me
    ~Taylor Swift
    Format by sandrasaurus

  19. kaylenmckenzie97 kaylenmckenzie97
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    I tell myself that I know you,
    & then when I think about it, I realize that I don't♥
    -the lucky one♥

  20. kaylenmckenzie97 kaylenmckenzie97
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Life's all about moments, of impact and how they changes our lives forever
    But what if one day you could no longer
    remember any of them?♥
    -the vow♥

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