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xosnowflakexo
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September 30, 2009 7:19pm UTC

Today, I realized that on November 11th, 2011, at 11:11, it will be 11:11 on 11/11/11. My new goal in life is to make the ultimate wish at this exact time.
MLIA
credit to mylifeisaverage(:

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nikkibabi
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September 22, 2009 7:44pm UTC

What is heck?
Heck is a place where you go when you disobey gosh, the father of jeez.
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OmGiTzGiGixDDD
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September 22, 2009 6:07pm UTC

Today,
our guest speaker at school gave out pens that "never write lies".
I decided to test it out and wrote "2+2=". As I was writing "5",
the pen stopped working.
MLIA.

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these_three_words
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September 22, 2009 3:11pm UTC

want her to smile for that picture?
get him to be the one taking it.
*mine.

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Dreamless
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September 22, 2009 3:00pm UTC

If someone breaks your heart,
PUNCH THEM
IN THE FACE
O h s u r e, i t s e e m s o b v i o u s n o w,
but you’d be amazed at how many people don’t think of it when it’s relevant.
Seriously, just punch them in the face and
go get some icecream.

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HahaCarebearxxxx
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September 15, 2009 8:32pm UTC

Tonight, I was listening to the radio on my way home.
"Heartless" by Kanye West came on, a few seconds into the song,
the DJ stopped it and said "Just kidding!"
and proceeded to play "You Belong with Me" by Taylor Swift.
This made my whole day.
M L I A

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sUDZ
posted a quote
September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.
omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

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HahaCarebearxxxx
posted a quote
August 31, 2009 3:24pm UTC

Today as my mom and I were leaving the grocery store,
I lifted my feet from the ground and rode the grocery cart to our car.
When I went to put the cart back an old man went speeding by, doing the exact thing I just did.
W e h i g h f i v e d .
M L I A : ]
*M y L i f e I s A v e r a g e . c o m*
*F a d e b y F u n k y_F a d e s*

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livicles418
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August 31, 2009 6:44pm UTC

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Cheer0618
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August 31, 2009 8:18pm UTC

Am I The Only One Who...
Hates It when The Dentist Asks You Questions
When They're In Your Mouth
Its Like Take A Message
I Can't Talk Right Now
~Mine!~
~Fav and Comment!~
Tell Me What You Think Of The Series!
Please and Thank you!

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hockeygirl32937
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August 31, 2009 8:36pm UTC

today
I dropped a piece of un-eaten toast out my 2-story window by accident.
I quickly looked out.
I saw someone catch it, look around, and take a bite out of it.
I laughed.
MLIA

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kaylababy013
posted a quote
August 31, 2009 3:39pm UTC

Does anyone else
HATE
how guys text?!

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flipflopgirliexo
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August 11, 2009 10:41pm UTC

Am I the only one who
Listens to a song and is like ew i hate this. but the song has such a good beat, its addicting?
haha thats me with party in the USA i think it has such a good beat. i hated at first but then it was addicting and now it sounds good haha.

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peaceluvandme
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August 11, 2009 11:18pm UTC

Today,
I went to the mall with my friend.
We saw a guy who looked like Ron Weasley.
We both screamed "Ron Weasley"
to see if he turned around.
He looked over at us and said "Yes?"
We were so excited. Then he asked the cashier how much his shirt cost.
They said it cost 49 dollars.
He then screamed in a fake british accent
"BLOODY HELL!!"
Then he looked over at us and winked.
It was the best thing that ever happened to us.
~MLIA

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peaceluvdancer12
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August 12, 2009 10:34am UTC

& Am i the only girl;
Who has ever taken a shower before just because you need to shave?

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__prettylies
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August 11, 2009 4:56pm UTC

who cares if i'm not irish;
kiss me for the hell of it!

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GolferGirl12
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 10:38pm UTC

A stranger stabs you
in the front
a friend stabs you
in the back
a boyfriend stabs you
in the heart
but Best friends just
poke each other with straws =D

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always_andforeverx3
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August 12, 2009 10:13am UTC

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