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livelaughwrite

1. livelaughwrite
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2013 3:01pm UTC
   Drake: *peeling banana* I'm mad.
   Josh: Yes, I can tell by your aggressive banana peeling.
   
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2. livelaughwrite
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   February 9, 2013 2:56pm UTC
   Having to read a huge paragraph in class containing a bunch of words you can't pronounce is the bane of my existance.
   
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3. livelaughwrite
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   February 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC
   I hate it when people post pictures on Facebook and say how ugly they think they look. If you look so ugly, why did you post it in the first place?
   
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4. livelaughwrite
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 3:58pm UTC
   When your friend gets mad at you for no reason. ♥
   
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5. livelaughwrite
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 3:55pm UTC
   I
   meant
   to
   behave
   but
   there
   were
   too
   many
   other
   options
   
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6. livelaughwrite
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 3:52pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you're left alone with somebody you just met...
   
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7. livelaughwrite
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 2:40pm UTC
   Wanna know why I don't like One Direction?
   Backstreet Boys: More Than That
   One Direction: More Than This
   Backstreet Boys: What Makes You Different
   One Direction: What Makes You Beautiful
   Backstreet Boys: It's Gotta Be You
   One Direction: Gotta Be You
   Backstreet Boys: Love Will Keep You Up All Night
   One Direction: Up All Night
   Backstreet Boys: I Want It That Way
   One Direction: I Want
   Yeah, they're so original.
   
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8. livelaughwrite
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2013 9:59pm UTC
   *language arts teacher asks what paul revere was famous for*
   teacher: what famous words did he say?
   kid: uh... onward?
   (he was famous for "the british are coming, the british are coming"... yeah this was a lot funnier in person. you had to be there. oh well i'm still gonna post this yolo)
   
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9. livelaughwrite
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 5:12pm UTC
   Random Facts #2
   When hippos are upset, their sweat turns bright red.
   
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10. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    When your foot falls asleep in class and the bell rings so when you get up your foot is terribly numb and you can't walk correctly but you can't just stand there like an idiot so you attempt to walk but end up falling and throwing your books at the person in front of you... Oh wait. That's just me.
    
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11. livelaughwrite
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    February 1, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    I wonder if waffles think we're waffles
    and they're humans.
    
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12. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    ☒ single
    ☒ taken
    ☑ in love with One Direction
    Justin Bieber
    my fridge
    
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13. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    kids in my grade: *sings heavy metal rock and rap*
    me: *sings spanish prepositions to the tune of pop goes the weasel*
    
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14. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    You know what I want?
    I want to be able to look in the mirror and think,
    I look beautiful.
    Every day.
    That's all I want.
    
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15. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    NOTHING LASTS FOREVER,
    Forever is a lie.
    But it's all we have between
    Hello and goodbye.
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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16. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 8:25am UTC
    Her: I didn't get it
    Me: Well your ugliness probably scared it away
    BURNED
    format by h0peful
    
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17. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Everyone wants happiness,
    no one wants pain.
    But you can't have a rainbow,
    without a little rain.
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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18. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I slept over at my friend's house.
    We were staying up late, and then my friend said she had to use the bathroom.
    While she was gone, I wrote a note and put it on her bed, and then went into the closet.
    The note said, "I'm in Narnia."
    When she came back, she opened the door to her closet, and just stared at me.
    
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19. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    How do girls that get five thousand likes and comments on their photos on Facebook still feel like they're ugly? If everybody liked MY photos, I'd actually have some self confidence.
    
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20. livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:37am UTC
    That awkward moment when you don't like somebody, and they think you're friends.
    
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