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Steve · 8 years ago
Welcome! Let me know if you need help. I made this site.
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Patsxx · 1 decade ago
FOLLOW THIS INSTRUCTIONS:
1.HOLD YOUR HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH
2.WHISPER A WISH INTO IT
3.POST THIS TO TEN OTHER COMMENT BOXES
4.NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAnD
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Miss_Independent · 1 decade ago
ahah hey! you're very welcome and thanks so much! i appreciate it. :)
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im_yours · 1 decade ago
thank you so much! that makes me want to do quotes all the time now :)
follow me if u want :)
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
i got it from my mother and her buisness parter... big suprise!

they got tickets to go see sarah palins shows... isn't that cool?
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forgottenlove · 1 decade ago
ur quotes r rlyy cool to thanks for the compliment!
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
Flying on Obama's private plane.


Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and
said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window

right now and make somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and
replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of
the window and make ten people very happy.

Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,

'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window

and make 56 million people very happy.'


If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!!

________________________________________

this is a really funny joke!
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livelaughlove2711 · 1 decade ago

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_GoodnightKisses · 1 decade ago
Thanks! :)
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WittyPolice · 1 decade ago
Thanks for the support :)
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
so you watched the video!??? i love that video.. its so funny! and i too saw that add! its hilarious!!!!!!!!! he looks rediculous!
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peiceofmetaylor · 1 decade ago
thanks so much(; that means alot !
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
how do you feel about health care! you think its gonna pass?

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othrocks · 1 decade ago
omg just now barack obama is on the news... SURPRISE SURPRISE! hes always on the news for doing nothing. he always apologizes for not explaing the health care when he should be xplaing the health care

he needs to get his priorities straight and instead of trying to RUIN the health care he needs to be concerned about the jobs that need to be filled and the economy that needs to grow!
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
ok thanks cuz i was ready to leave that girl who chewed me out and told me barack obama was the best man for our contry!(hahahahahaha loser!)a really NOT NICE comment telling her to shut her trap bcuz obviously she doesnt know a damn thing about our country if she thinks that barack obama will help us! ha! but im not here to fight with people so i just deleted it but i kinda wish that it was still up...

i just can't believe how stupid people are and how they can think such stupid things. i will never be able to understand why that girl thinks that barack obama rocks...
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
yeah i know! i have this realllllly super-duper republican friend and he is just hilarious and he made this joke up and i cant get over it! i posted this as a qoute but i kept getting rude comments that were saying how im an idoit for not like barack obama and how hes the best thing for our country soooo i took it off. if you want to put it up aS a qoute i give you permission cuz i think its a great one...
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
the answer is:

AMERICA!
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
yeah, like i said she is a die-hard republican...

i have this great joke..

Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Bieden are all trapped in a sinking boat. Who was saved???

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othrocks · 1 decade ago
another thing i forgot to tell you was that my mother has started her own buisness... its window stickers with different sayings and stuff.. its pretty cool

HERE IS THE WEBSITE IF YOU WANT IT:
www.politicalwindowstickers.com
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othrocks · 1 decade ago
another problem i have is that he was so worried for chile... he was so concerned for them when a TSUNAMI was heading towards the west coast of the country! now what does that tell you... he wants to save the world well guess what he needs to save our country first. he needs to act more like OUR prsident then trying to act like godd. now i see that he wants to keep good relations and help them but he should have been more concerned with the natural disaster that was haeding our way then giving them a butt load of money that AMERICA DOESNT HAVE!
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