Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

liseebabe123


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    not my format.
    i wish i could forget you
    like i forget everything i studied, seconds before an exam.♥

  3. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Welcome to America
    You can be valedictorian, go to college, get a PHD, a really good job & you still aren't gonna make as much a year as Snooki

  4. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    I wish they made a waterproof phone
    So I can text and take a shower
    A t t h e s a m e t i m e


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. maddie_nongagxox22 maddie_nongagxox22
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    Your friends are talking about people they have dated and you're just like "I like turtles." ♥
    nmf

  7. mbf5197 mbf5197
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Dad! I wanna go to a 50 cent concert!!
    Ok! Here's a dollar, take your sister too!!
    like if you get it ;)
    nmf

  8. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 11:03am UTC
    i need to start getting attractive soon.

  9. Vickie4555 Vickie4555
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    _________________________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________________________
    "Are you crying?"
    "No, I'm impersonating a fountain."
    ____________________________________________
    ____________________________________________

  10. itshaileyjo itshaileyjo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    FAVE;
    [for me to comment on your profile, your best feature.]

  11. Lostlovebattle Lostlovebattle
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    PLEASE READ THIS! <33333
    Everyone my Bestfriend Alex wants to kill himself.
    Please fave this for him! Show him that even people that don't know him love him, and care for him.
    He needs to realize that no one deserves this.
    No one should take their life away becasue of something.
    There is no free pass back to life.
    Once you're gone. You're gone. <333
    Show him he's loved, PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!

  12. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    Emotionally breaking down
    when you cant get your hair right

  13. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    [♥][♥][♥]
    the best relationship is when
    you two can act like lovers and best friends.
    [♥][♥][♥]

  15. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:43am UTC
    He walks by me,
    can he tell that I can't breathe?
    And there he goes,
    so perfectly. The kind of flawless I wish I could be ♥


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    having inside jokes with yourself.

  18. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Dear Hair,
    If you'd cooperate, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way.
    Sincerely,
    Hot straightener

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    i'm afraid that i'm the friend
    that everybody secrely hates.
    the one that's annoying.
    the one that no one likes.
    the one that's totally oblivious.
    the one that everyone talkes about
    when they're not around.
    i'm afraid that i don't have any friends.
    -stixbillionsecrets

  20. jackieBOWLERevans jackieBOWLERevans
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    MIND BLOWING
    CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR *BARNEY*
    1.In Latin They Dont have the letter U So They Replaced It With The Letter V
    CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
    2. Cross Out All The Letters That Are Not Roman Numerals.
    C V T E P V R P L E D I N O S A V R
    3. your left with : CV VL DIV
    4. Lets refresh your brain:
    I= one V= five L= fifty D= five hundred C= one hundred
    5. Math: 100+5+5+50+500+5+1= 666
    AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, MATHEMATICAL PROOF THAT BARNEY THE DINOSAUR, IS SATAN.
    Once Again
    Math Ruined Our Childhood.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles