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flyingbacon7
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February 19, 2013 6:41pm UTC

I hate when I'm being a 100% serious
And everyone thinks I'm joking

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Oh a follower
*dims the lights, gets on bed pouring a glass of wine, playing smooth jazz*
welcome

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sammy*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Just because i can't sing, doesn't mean i wont sing.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The two kinds of Wittians;
“When guys _____ <3"
and
“When guys _____ lol jk guys don't like me"

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Joke Of The Moment #4
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F
are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...
It is about time you became informed:
A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake;
Should I continue?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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bye*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:48am UTC

imagine do an assignment on your favorite band/singer
"where are your research notes?"
"i dont need any."

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Carly Natasha*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 4:07pm UTC

S(he) Bel(fart)iev(ed)

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 19, 2013 1:32pm UTC

To be honest I don't care if someone's quote is from Tumblr. If it manages to make at least one person on here smile, what's the problem?

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PerfectAtImperfection
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 3:18am UTC

Those people that are like
"Be yourself. Speak the truth. Do you."
But then they're judgemental as h//ell.
I freaking hate judgemental people.
You smoke? Awesome.
Oh, you drink? Even better.
You've had s//ex? Chill.
You haven't had s//ex? Chill.
You wear a lot of make up? Cool.
You don't? Well alright then.
You have tattoos or piercings? It's your body.
You have a lot of money? I guess you're better off then, huh.
You don't have much money? Fine.
I don't care if you have a messed up past.
I'm no one to judge and neither are you.

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PerfectAtImperfection
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:34pm UTC

I hate wearing a tank top or lower cut shirt when I'm eating chips.
Because let's face it..
My boobs probably get more than my mouth.
-Sincerely, Girls.

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PerfectAtImperfection
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:21am UTC

When you feel numb.
You don't know how much time has gone by.
The only thing you feel are the sobs going through your body.
You lay in bed for hours, sometimes days.
You don't eat.
You don't even have an appetite.
You don't sleep.
You just lay there and look at the wall.
You don't realize you haven't taken your make-up off.
Your tears wash it off and stain your pillows.
You don't even have the energy to use the bathroom.
You feel dead.
You need to feel alive.
You need to see if you're still alive, or if this is all a very bad dream.
So you get your razor out, and cut.
Just once.
Just to see if you're still alive.
Someone asked me what it's like to be depressed, and how I can self harm.. That they would never be able to do it.
And that was the best way I could explain it to them.

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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:36am UTC

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says im OK,
but i feel like I've dyed a little inside. ♥

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Me: *see's person i don't like*
me: * b/tch mode on*
nmf

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Dear boys,
if she gets shoved into you,
she likes you
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 8:34pm UTC

my diet plan:
make all of my
friends cupcakes;
the fatter they
get the thinner i look.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 9:31pm UTC

dear diary,
i met him again this
morning. oh,
those eyes. i hope he
didn't notice the
way i stared. im
sure im just
caught up...i don't know
why, this doesn't
usually happen to me. i
hardly know him so i
hate to say it,
but i wish he was mine.
dear diary,
i saw her again this
morning. i don't know
why i'm always
nervous when i meet
her. i catch my
self smiling at her
smile and then try to
hide it by smiling
at my friends. i know,
smooth, right?
ugh. i don't even
know what i thinks going to
happen, i don't
even know her.
but i wish she was mine.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:29pm UTC

society teaches us
"don't get r/aped"
instead of "don't r/ape"
it's sad
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Even the best fall down sometimes, even the stars refuse to shine.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 9:31am UTC

You can go the distance,
you can run the mile,
you can walk straight through hell with a smile.

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